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They are still yet to beat a side above 15th when they have played them. Haven't scored a goal away from home since September. Haven't won away since August. Haven't won at home since 2nd November Delicious.

Was never ever going to be sustainable. Winging it and spawning results when being outplayed over the 90 mins only works for a few games. We’re poor, dull, defensive and very insipid. Results have been decent but mid table was always a bit of a false position.

Classic ‘I need a result so I’ll parlay him even though I know he’s fucked and will probably be out for a while as a result and fuck the consequences’ decision. He’s thick as fuck. Losing a player for 7 or 8 games at the busiest time of the year or putting him in knowing he’s fucked and hope to win a single game. Utterly selfish from Bruce. Short term thinking leading to medium term decline because he knows he’s got nothing else to fall back on. Roll the ASM dice as much as he possibly can to avoid and delay his inevitable decline and sacking. He’s the epitome of the self preservation society.

Big man, little man Get it in the mixer. Clear your lines, Get a foot in. If in doubt Fucking LAUNCH it.

Absolutely delicious how Ashley has basically rendered the value of a seat at the game to zero in one fell swoop. He’s telling his own personal little cash machines that he’s just as happy to give seats away as to take their 600 notes a year for exactly the same thing. Pay nothing? No bother, in you come. Want to pay me £600 to do the same, no bother, happy days. Subservient fucking mugs

He’s simply a magnificent human being. A diamond.

So once he gives these tickets away he’s basically shutting up shop and preventing the vast majority of general sale tickets? So if 40000 tickets are sold it leaves 10000 seats for big games that could bring more income into the club. By giving every single one away he’s deliberately limiting the amount of cash coming into his own club and asset. All in the name of vanity. What a fucking wanker this cunt is. Utter clown. Fuck the lot of them, those that pay, we that don’t and those that run the fucking shitshow. Utter cretins.

Farage's teeth

He's pissing his paying customers off and pissing the pick and choose customers off (the one's that went to the Man U and Arsenal matches.) He's also publicly devaluing the brand. He’s been abusing the club they profess to worship for a decade and they still can't stuff their money into his pockets quickly enough man. He could burn their houses down and they’d still go. It’s very amusing to see them rattled though.

High class cuntage from Cresswell there. Feeling a hammy so he wipes out Pepe again, takes the yellow as he knows he’s going off regardless. Top marks sir.

Wonder if anyone applies for one, gets one, uses it and bins the one they’re paying for?

Imagine Bruce doing this section :lol:

Resorting to just giving them away to make it look full for tv. Absolutely pathetic from the club Only consolation is that some of the dicks still stuffing cash in Ashley’s pockets might get pissed off at those getting in for nowt. They’ve all got the club they deserve

He’s not accepted because his managerial career is steeped in failure and he’s palpably fucking shit. Indian summers here and there don’t mask the fact he’s achieved and won nothing as a manager in about 20 years. He’s poor and he’s taken the job knowing he’s going to be willingly pushing the Ashley narrative. He’s a fucking arsehole.

As a general rule I think it works though. Old legs etc.

There's definitely something in the theory that it's not necessarily age that slows players down in their 30s but miles on the clock. 33 next month and he's still absolutely fucking rapid. Agree totally but then there's James Milner!

Regression to the mean has to start soon. Home win to nil.

xG has had us bettering our opponents just twice this season (West Ham away and Bournemouth at home). Each of the other 14 games we’re on the wrong end of it. Results so far don’t really point to what’s actually happening and it doesn’t seem sustainable. Bit like Pardew’s 5th. We’re massively winging it and, fair’s fair, he’s getting results. Can’t help but things could very easily turn though. We’ll see.

Absolutely no one could have predicted this would happen. Total bolt from the blue.

Idiocy to start him. I know he’s a fret and he’s got a bit of magic but he was clearly fucked 3 days ago.

Congregated in the corner of their area so they could bew their own players off the park. Brilliant supporters though. Absolutely class and respected throughout football for their support. Their support is absolutely FUCKING MINT marra.

Just put the ball on the centre spot and let the wind blow it about for a couple of hours. Bet it’s tear gas.

Pearson's mad as pan of crabs, seriously unhinged and a shit appointment. I know he laid a few solid stones at Leicester but even so... Poor choice.

'My Pal works in the club and there is something big going off with RAWA. Charlie has slated the fans and Northern people when questioned on the loan/investment at some meeting last week. Full details are being kept from fans but he was under pressure and RAWA were challenging him and he's lost it and some big argument went on. He's massively overstepped the line this time and he's never been seen since. NDA's are flying about and club are trying to stop this coming out. The boy is sick of how Methven is walking around disrespecting people and throwing his weight about to stop things coming out. Club is a Shambles from the top down' No idea how true this is but it's doing the rounds.

Apparently had a right pop at Sunderland fans during one of the fans' meetings the other night. It was all over facey. Someone tried to start a thread last night but it got pulled quickly. Even a brief little poke about on facey will bring up the rumours I'd imagine...