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Needs a West Ham style protest from the other year. Will it happen no even though it should. Will never ever happen. The cunts in the stands are the biggest doormats imaginable. Spineless, masochistic, selfish arseholes who are only interested in their own day out on the lash. They're not interested in the welfare of the club, they just want a distraction on their social day on the piss. Fuck the result/club, as long as they have a canny day on the drink that's all that matters.

No bother, 30 laps of the training pitches will sort this shit out in no time. Steve’s got this. Definitely.

You know what’ll sort out all of these muscular injuries? More running and “working harder” on the training pitch, “getting back to basics” if you will. Just got to pick wasels up and dust wasels down, get back to work and put in the effort for the fans that have paid good money to cheer the lads on.

Yeah but he’s a Geordie, he’s managing his dad’s club and he gets the club. He’s actually from the area, knows what the fans want, he knows what it means, so...

They’re going to get their arseholes ripped out. And it’s LIVE!!!!

Looks hugely rattled too. He’s managed to combine the smarm and cliches of Pardew with the obvious lack of intelligence of Carver, the stereotypical thick Geordie wanker. He’s a fucking shambles of a man and I’ve got absolutely zero sympathy for him too. Hope he fucking bursts soon.

So the tailspin has already started! Impressively soon even for this gormless fuckwit. I’d love to go into November with only 2 points on the board then ask the dopey twats if they’re glad they gave him a chance. Cunts thoroughly deserve the club they’re about to get.

Just trying to blag his way through his own fuck up. Who spends a week picking his squad and preparing them, makes a decision to sub Jetro on then suddenly reconsiders things 2 mins later? Had he not thought of this before subbing him on? He’s a fucking holocaust of a football manager man. An utter buffoon, bullshitting his way through the season, lying, deflecting things for as long as he can. Just winging it until it’s all fucked beyond repair, which it will be by about January.

I think quite a few people are overthinking things about this lad. He wasn’t bought to fulfil a role in the team and squad, he was bought purely as an investment. His abilities and strengths wouldn’t have even been considered, he was bought to be sold in he next year or 2. It’s clear as day that the cunts running the circus got very scared when Rafa was attempting to take back a bit of control of things and they’ve reacted by reverting to type. They’ve employed a spineless doormat, scouted players most likely to increase in value and thrown them in, crossing their fingers and just hoping it’ll work. I actually feel genuinely sorry for this lad and Joelinton as they probably don’t realise they’re merely club assets, absolutely nothing more. They’ll be moved on soon enough though and they can pick up their careers again at a proper club in due course.

Pathetic transfer if I’m being totally honest. Given he’ll probably not be available for long periods of time, he’s essentially unemployed, prepared to take minimum (football) wage and we had zero competition for him should be massive red flags. He’s been singed for for the positive PR rather than his footballing contribution in my opinion. A cheap, tacky, obvious signing because i5 was easy to do. No thought, effort or imagination has gone into this, it just suited all parties. Doesn’t matter what’s happened to the squad, who’s left, who’s signed, how much has been spent, how much we’ve got back, it’s all moot. Because we’ve replaced Rafa Benitez with Steve fucking Bruce. That one replacement has just knocked 25 points from our total because this thick cunt is a million miles behind Rafa. His lack of ability renders every player transfer null and void, none of them matter. The most important individual at any club is the manager and we’ve gone from fillet steak to roadkill squirrel. We’ll go down and we’ll deserve to.

It’s awful when some posters just disappear. Just saying.

Please remember your club being successful It'll never happen again whilst I own you I'm just distracting you whilst you pay me To destroy your club in front of your very eyes

Totally agree. When Rafa's organisation unravels and the volume of the dissent increases, this retard will shit himself and be blubbing on the sidelines by January. TBF it's possible that they could stay well-drilled for a while under Bruce before the change in coaching starts to have an effect. Also think the loss of Perez is absolutely huge. Personally think it'll be a mess quite quickly. Same here. "at least wuh had a go"

Probably being way too negative here (shock) but I think that's a little dig at Rafa. He got loads of stick from cunts in the media about the way he approached games and "not having a go" and I reckon he thinks if he plays 2 up top and goes at teams he'll not get the criticism that Benitez took. It won't work obviously because he couldn't organise his sock drawer let alone a PL team. We'll lose lots of games but probably score a few too. Getting fucked 5-2 each week will quickly get irritating, even for the uberfans.

2019 and this cunt has got them doing fucking laps

For me it was the casual and patronising way he's assuming there won't be a protest because Newcastle fans will always keep doing what they do, they'll show up. That's EXACTLY why Ashley is backing on and the very reason he bought the club rather than another one. Fans who are too loyal. He's been told to say it and like the spineless fat cunt he is he churns it out for Mike. Also just reminded people that we were in the Championship 2 years ago so definitely don't expect us to be able to outspend any other team in the same division. Could have said we've spent about 23 of the previous 25 seasons in the PL, picking up big TV money most years for a quarter of a century but that one dip into the Championship means we're at a huge disadvantage to the rest of the division. It's a throwback to the pigshit Pardew used for 4 years. It's why he was hired and he's doing exactly what Ashley wants. Like a thick, timid little monkey performing for its owner. Fuck Ashley, fuck Bruce and fuck the fans who swallow the lot.

I understand the logic of the club being a more attractive proposition if we remained in the PL. In theory more buyers would be interested and that logic would make total sense with any other club, it’s one of the biggest shop windows in sport. The logic breaks down, imo, when you consider he doesn’t want to sell. Circling the PL drain annually is exactly what he wants, the profile it gives his tatty sports shop, selling off club assets without any comeback. Going down is the only option

The think cunts will lap that shit up.

can i ask what you'd do if he invests , looks like he's turned a corner, gets us top 6 and wins a trophy....you going back? genuine question, after all thats what many want. I want him to run the club properly, investing in every aspect of the club and having a genuine ambition to make sure they club was as good as it possibly could be. If he proved that he has done a 180 then yeah, I would. However, the chances of this are so small that it’s essentially a moot point. He won’t.

We stay in the PL - he stays We yo-yo between PL and Championship - he stays Genuine interest from new potential buyer - he forces it to break down and he stays The only possible way he leaves is following a sustained period out of the PL, it’s that simple imo. He’s been here 12 fucking years, he’s not leaving anytime soon. I wish it was different but this is how it is. I don’t want to hope we lose but it’s the only option left. If we want to save it we need to see it destroyed first, it’s pathetic that it’s come to this. Its not what I want but fuck it, I hope we go down and stay down long enough to oust him.

Ashley’s a billionaire, what’s an extra 10k a week? Funny how he expects the other parties to just cough up more but he won’t think of doing it himself. Odious fat wanker.

That’s ancient though isn’t it? Still funny like.

Well Joelinton isn't going to pay for himself is he? Fucking mugs. Sell him, fuck it, bring it on. Who the fuck cares?

A million quid every week? Circa £150,000 a day? How could anyone turn that down?

They won't even be aware of what he's said, they're detached from the club and what's happening. They'll turn up for arsenal completely unaware of anything that's happened this summer. They'll ask each other about the new lad up front, they won't know where he's come from, where he a born but they'll know he cost £40m so Mike must be spending some serious cash. Its blissful and selected ignorance. Its a social occasion and the thought of not turning up is totally alien.