midds

Absolutely petrified of criticising anyone they're friends with. Spineless in the extreme.

Been watching us for nigh on 30 years and I've not got the faintest idea how this one's going to go. Honestly don't have the first clue what's going to happen and I'm not sure I even give a fuck either. Think I'll make alternative plans so I avoid the cunt completely tbh.

If he's planning on taking the job regardless then I'd admire his bollocks if he took it now. He could leave it, wait for us to go down and plan a promotion push or he could take it now, back his ability to turn things around quickly and pick up 4 points which would mean he is managing a PL team from the off. It'll say a lot about McClaren's courage and self-belief as to what happens in the next month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L20B881v4gA

Sitts. You can bring your facking dinner.

Attacking free-kick centre - Gerrit in the mixer!!!

I thought it was a horrendous challenge all things considered. The location of the foul was the most telling for me, he's running full pelt and Williamson actually runs off the pitch and wipes out his legs from under him with no intention of playing the ball which is several yards off the pitch. Awful tackle and could easily have been a red. If it had happened in the centre circle it's an automatic booking but the fact it's happened where it did would suggest Williamson saw a bit of red mist and possibly wanted to do a bit of damage.

Yep Carver and crew are on peanuts, it won't cost much at all to get rid of them. I think it's gone way beyond "he won't pay them off because it'll cost him loads" and it's now "he's got no choice but to make a change as it'll cost him circa £80m if he does nothing"

Bumped and updated

Imagine the bids. It would be like Storage Wars. Cheltenham Town: "MONEY!!"

Can Lascelles join up with the squad or not?

If he had a crumb of self-respect for himself or the club he pretends to love so much then he'll walk away from the job tonight. He's been desperate for a shot at a PL job, he's been ridiculously fortunate is getting a go at it and he's failed miserably. He's gone on the longest losing run in the club's 123 year history and he's only been doing the job for a few months. Take the hint Carver you're fucking shit at it and you've lost/alienated the players in the process. Walk away and let someone else have a go ffs.

People need to open a new tab, get on betfred, open an account and put as much as they dare on us to go down at 11/1 before it drops even more. We won't get another point and the teams beneath us will. We're done and the cunts running the club and the team don't deserve a top-flight team. We're a shambles on and off the park and trying to get away with spending as little as possible year after year is going to cost them millions and millions of pounds. We'll drop this season and wouldn't bet against dropping again next year too. The club is toxic and the buck stops squarely at the feet of Ashley. I sincerely hope the cunt dies in a fire tonight.

Beyond pathetic. This is disgraceful.

Based on absolutely nowt I think we'll get something today. We shouldn't looking at that midfield but I think we will.

Tragic news. Cancer is an absolute twat.

I think we're going to be doing well to stop Real from coming in and pinching him in the summer. He's clearly up there as one of the best in the business, he has few peers.

Right?! This fucking guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Ripe for a "if you can't handle me at my worst..." facebook type shitquote thing.

Still not convinced Ryder is in charge of his own bodily functions let alone another person in an office.

Why did you pick an ironing board as the inanimate object? Same IQ as Carver.

You could put a fucking ironing board on the dugout and tell it to manage the team and the results would be no worse.

Are other fans this abusive to their manager or is it just us?

Should ask Dispatches to do a documentary on it, might get a response from the club.

Absolutely grim as fuck discussing how we could possibly manage to wangle a point or a win somehow, any which way, against a side in the same division. No club should have to entertain the notion of losing 11 off the bounce to end a season. Imagine another club managing to take none of the last 33 points of a league season, you'd laugh your tits off at them. This is where we are. This is what we've been reduced to. It's fucking shameful. It's disgusting.

So fuck? Ferguson or Mourinho couldn't do any better. FACT.