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They'll be praying for City (A). Saves all the hassle.

S. Bantz?

'Solid', we was solid. Maybe 'resolute' will get an airing? Definitely 'tough game', 'made it difficult' and 'showed character/professionalism and desire'. Pardew bingo is more entertaining than the fucking match.

He'll know no fucker has actually seen it happen though. He'll bullshit his way through it like he always does, safe in the knowledge the gullible bastards will believe every word he says.

Boring As Fuck That'll do.

3 line summary of the first half please?

If he doesn't fancy them against fucking gillingham then what was the point in signing them at all? Potentially the easiest fixture of the season and he leaves them out.

Lampard retires from International football. Not the biggest surprise in the world but there you go.

Wouldn't be quite as galling if we actually invested the tv money they so desperately crave. They get all this money from the new tv deal and do precisely fuck all with it. We make the league a priority so we can make money, not invest it. The only thing that benefits from the tv cash is the bank balance. They're fucking arseholes, the lot of them.

They do say it'll help people in wheEEEeelchairs…

City are conkers deep atm.

Going down like flies.

Nice of them to offer him a contract up to the age of 44.

Boom. Have a bit of that you scouse cunts.

Get in you bastard.

All on Moreno that one.

YES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jk7UPS1dzw

"Forgive me but you've got shit shoes on you shitty-shoe bastard"

7. The first 3 were a full stadium ban and the rest were just touchline. Also got a £100k fine from the club.

That for patting the lino on the head? The Spanish FA has been toughening up a lot in regards to disrespecting officials these past two seasons. It's 4 games for patting the lino, 2 games for protesting his sending off, 1 game for ostensibly mocking an official, and another for watching the game from the stands after being sent off.

That for patting the lino on the head?

Not even sweating either. Lazy fucker.

“The board outlined research into Premier League clubs in relation to domestic cup competitions in the last five years, with Swansea City the only club outside the traditional top six to win a domestic cup and not be relegated in the same season (Birmingham and Wigan Athletic were both relegated). “Independent research into the cost of relegation over the past ten years showed there is a 50% chance of not gaining promotion back to the top flight and a 30% chance of being relegated to League One or further. In addition, if clubs do return to the Premier League, it takes four years on average.”