midds

Get in BVB, good stuff. Completely deserved, chuffed for them

PSG players just starting to lose their shit. Excellent

Problem they have is how much do they back the bald fraud with in the window? I wouldn't be letting him spend much at all given how he's got this team playing atm. Not even sure he deserves another season given how appalling a lot of the performances have been, ultimately he's responsible for results and they've been shocking. Very real chance they finish 8th and that's as low as I've known them to finish for decades. Better off saving the warchest for the next cretin who replaces him in June/November

ten Hag is completely finished there. Just watching his interview now and he's just chatting utter shit, I know English isn't his first language but he looks and sounds fucking clueless. It's the exact interview managers give about a month before they get sacked. He's 100% done

Honestly think we can win all 3 games left, I'd back us against almost anyone at home and Man U & Brentford aren't anything to be scared of. Not saying we'll win all 3 but I'm pretty confident we'll get 7 at least

Christ FINALLY regressing to the mean. They've been winging it all season but finally they're getting the results their performances deserve. They're muck

This could easily be the worst Man U side I've ever seen. I'm 47 and they were no great shakes in the mid 80s but this lot are so far away from what they used to be. There's just nothing about them at all

Arsenal will rip their arseholes out next weekend

Carragher going in 2 footed on Casemiro

These cunts are absolute pigshit like

Wait until he tires in an hours time...

Get directly. The fuck. In

Absolutely, aye I've got no idea what the lad is like character-wise, he could be making his choice based solely on footballing reasons but I'm saying Chelsea's offer will be very appealing from a few different angles. Sure he'll have other offers too, just have to wait and see

If Chelsea are genuinely in for him then they'll probably get him tbh. He'll get a big, fat 6 or 7 year contract, join a much bigger club and continue to live in one of the best cities in the world. That's got to appeal to a rich young man

Wonder how much compensation Palace are after for him?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.... are you telling me the (self-proclaimed) best fans in the world simply walked out on the team just as the players were starting their lap of honour? I find this very hard to believe as Sunderland fans are constantly telling anyone who's in their vicinity how fucking class they are for supporting their team and how the fans are the best thing about the club and all this shit? Surely there's some kind of mistake

Often the case that teams, once they're relegated, play with a bit more freedom and produce the odd result that you just wouldn't have thought possible a few weeks earlier. I'm certain Spurs will be feeling the pressure after 4 straight losses and pressure does funny things to players, especially when they're wearing that Spurs shirt. They should beat them both but you never know, 3 or 4 points may not be enough

I'm already angry on his behalf for the inevitable refereeing stitch-up he's going to have to experience on the final day

Would love it if someone wrote YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FOOTBALL CLUB FFS all over the outside of the Kop in 10ft high letters. They genuinely seem to think that they're way more important and special than any other club. Like supporting Liverpool elevates you as a person into following something higher like a religion or something. They're just another club

Just need to concentrate on Brighton and win that one and see what Man U can do to match it. No control over their results but we look pretty formidable atm. It's also nice to have reasonable fixtures AND options off the bench who can drop in and give players a rest whilst still contributing. Not convinced Man U will handle the pressure especially away from home, Chelsea have been up and down all season so I can't see them winning out either. Also lumps the pressure on a creaking Spurs side too. Looking forward to seeing how things pan out

Taylor is just an utter prick like. No need whatsoever to book Wilson or Anderson there

My fault. On the metro

Agree. Ridiculous rules encourage ridiculous loopholes to be exploited, fuck it, if it's within the rules then I'm all for jumping in with both feet. Get the cash in first and ask questions later

Then sell him

If we need just £6m by the end of June then they need to pull a few rabbits out of the hat rather than compromise our position in tying to rinse Man U. If we still need the coin in a few weeks time then we need to line up 6 x £1m sponsorship deals to sponsor any old shit - don't care what it is, just get that poxy £6m into the club without any questions being asked, hit the criteria and go again come July 1st