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We're being used to flush out the CL clubs. I think we're interested and would sign him if he agreed to the deal but he wants a bigger and better club. Completely his prerogative too. Might happen but probably won't.

He's absolute pigshit.

Asking for a 3 year extension is lunacy from Nolan. Can't imagine any club agreeing to that tbh. Got to said that he's negotiating with exactly the same people who offered him so much in Jan '09.....not totally Nolan's fault. They were happy to throw big money at him then and his goals have got us promoted and stabalised us first season back. Can't say much more than that without knowing the specifics of what's been offered or asked for.

Been a long time coming this news. Contributes absolutely zero to the club and takes about 50 grand a week out of the club. Not his fault, I know but it still rankles. Can't wait to see the sackless twat limp out of the club for the last time. Fuck off.

WAS GERVINHO THE MYSTERY DRIVER OF DIANA DEATH CAR?

HAS GERVINHO MADE YOUR KIDS IMPOTENT?

Realistically, for a LB with a year left on his contract it's a fair offer. He's a very good player and I hope he signs another deal but if he's going then £8m is a decent amount of wedge to replace him with. Then again if the scouse cunts can find 18m for the mackem then we should bleed the twats dry.

Keeping the quality players we already have could save him a bit of cash in the long run. The squad needs to be strengthened and supplemented, not dismantled. We've got a decent XI and adding 3 or 4 quality players whilst shifting the dead wood would be excellent.

Signed the wrong player.

First time I've seen him and he was very neat and tidy. Pretty unspectacular but kept things ticking over. Looks a good footballer.

Great finish.

Doesn't score, can't tackle, doesn't create. Reasonable passer of the ball, heart the size of a pea, can't influence a game in any way, can't head, works reasonably hard, young and English. £18,000,000. Fuck me.

If he's rejected the contract then just let the season ride out and re-assess the situation in 12 months time. See where we are as a club and gradually phase him out or offer him a better deal to keep him on. No need for histrionics and hissyfits. Let it ride.

So let me get this right - Crouch has retired himself from International football because he hasn't been picked for a game against Switzerland after a shit season? Sensitive little fanny.

Look at Billy Big-trousers...

if he's still here at all....

Maybe Llambias has fucked off on holiday because he knows the deal's done? Just going to have to wait and see.

At the minute he's worth bothering about because he's still producing on the park. It will get to a point where by either the fans or the board will stop caring and just let him go. Problem is that he wants to go back to Argentina but they can't afford him. Something has to give eventually.

Think a loan would have been better to give him more starts and see how he does. Not that arsed if he goes as he does seem to be a bit of a dick. Never mind.

Stupid fucker's just reading this thread or F5ing the shit out of about 8 websites in the hope of linking a name with a club. Best off ignored tbh.

Harper definitely needs to be third choice. Let the young lads fight it out for #1 and #2.

Guthrie/Smith's replacement?

He's 29 and has 2 years to run and wants another 2 years tacked on? Don't blame the club for hanging fire for a bit tbh. If it's all legit obviously.

Raylor, Saylor & Naylor.

Ah yes, let's post it again for our general amusement http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/aug/10/joe-cole-messi-gerrard-liverpool You've bookmarked that, haven't you?