David Icke - Son of God

We take the piss for Ashley offering to take them on holiday, but it appears our players can't even afford to buy socks or pants that fit.

Fuck off Keith.

Someone tweeted it to Keith Downie, preemptively calling him a cunt for not covering it

Get that on a banner.

Fucking hell I bet he had the snot kicked out of him at school.

From the Football Supporters Federation

I dearly wish someone would coldcock him as he's stood at the top of a particularly tall staircase.

This, basically They had this wish list of players (who, funnily enough, all just happened to turn out to be world class), had absolutely no reservations about going behind the manager's back to sign people, and yet all they could muster was Xisco and Nacho Gonzalez. The fucker couldn't even lie straight in bed. Nee wonder the club lost if they were relying on him and Wise to present a convincing case to the tribunal.

In the unlikely event that was the case, it's inconceivable he wouldn't bring them on.

The whole 'they shouldn't be on the bench of they're not 100%' argument falls to bits when you realise our lack of depth makes that virtually impossible.

That's really odd, because I know for a fact it is true

It's going to be fucking hilarious when at 5 to 5 it's announced he can't get a work permit

I hate to say this but he's right. It's the only thing he cares about. A genuine fan-led boycott as a very minimum, more aggressive direct action over the coming months.

Presumably the players knew what Benitez was going to say and there was an agreement that message needed to be heard loud and clear.

I think you'll find Washington is in Newcastle. it isnt It is. I'm willing to die on this hill. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington,_Tyne_and_Wear Fake news mate. It has NE post codes.

I think you'll find Washington is in Newcastle. it isnt It is. I'm willing to die on this hill.

I think you'll find Washington is in Newcastle.

Pepsi's short-lived involvement in the Sandinistas. They made Cole their first signing.

Can some less lazy than me pull together a definitive list of companies the fat cunt is involved with along with links to their social profiles?

That's an absolutely spectacular result considering it was hardly a coordinated reaction. Let's hammer absolutely anything he has anything to do with.

The only thing that will get to him is a concerted attempt attack by NUFC fans on Sports Direct. That's the only thing he cares about.

More clubs should look to exploit their fanbase for free labour? This isn't some altruistic gesture by SAFC aimed at bringing the fans and the club closer together, even though the club have tried to paint it as such. It's very clearly about Donald not wanting/not being able to fork out for the installation of new seats while spinning a yarn about having a budget the envy of League One etc. To cap it off, their multimillionaire owner has fucked off to Russia to watch the World Cup while the fans do the work he should be paying professionals for. For free. If Sainsbury's suggested you to come round and stack the shelves for nowt you'd tell them to shove their nectar points up their arse. This is no different. If NUFC asked you to go and help clear snow off the pitch would you ? Would I fuck I'd ask why the cheap cunt hadn't turned the undersoil heating on.

More clubs should look to exploit their fanbase for free labour? This isn't some altruistic gesture by SAFC aimed at bringing the fans and the club closer together, even though the club have tried to paint it as such. It's very clearly about Donald not wanting/not being able to fork out for the installation of new seats while spinning a yarn about having a budget the envy of League One etc. To cap it off, their multimillionaire owner has fucked off to Russia to watch the World Cup while the fans do the work he should be paying professionals for. For free. If Sainsbury's suggested you to come round and stack the shelves for nowt you'd tell them to shove their nectar points up their arse. This is no different.

The BBQ with players, management and the board has turned into a sandwich and a soft drink at Quinn's Bar.

Sky sources peddling nonsense on ST renewal day? Well I never.