David Icke - Son of God

4-6-0 http://www.nufcblog.org/2012/07/pardew-newcastle-will-be-like-spain-and-bests-a-blackburn-player-now/

Ask Kolo Toure.

The entire situation is fucking bizarre. If you believe the newspapers he's available for £7 million for another 21 days and yet absolutely nee cunt has whacked a bid in. Either they're all really worried about his knee exploding or the press don't know a bloody thing.

Haven't a clue how Twitter works, so tell him best of luck and thanks from me. Ta Have done. His reply... Peter Lovenkrands @lovenkrands11 Tell MyPalAl he's a whopper and I've always hated his face.

Once again, thanks all. Please don't be afraid to share it on Twitter either

Cheers. You're all bloody marvellous.

A gentleman and a scholar

Okay, I'm not usually one for shameless self promotion but I'd like a favour from those on Twitter. I've put together a short survey regarding the use of Twitter amongst our players for my dissertation and would be absolutely cock in hand if as many of you as possible could take five minutes out to complete it. https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/footballersandtwitter Thanks in advance. EDIT - I've also just realised I've been blocked by Shite Seats :'(

Sunderland charity shops to be inundated with Ghana shirts now.

He seems like a lovely lad. Heart warming story too.

Are we going to sign a player whose name I can actually fucking say?

Because it makes them better than us, apparently. I'm not even joking - they were interviewed by the Echo last season and said they did it because no one camped outside our club shops and it made them better supporters.

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I wouldn't trust anything written by Luke Edwards. Worst journalist covering NE football by a mile. Does he still think Llorente is going to Sunderland? he's a cunt but gets more right than wrong really. At least on the nufc front I can't remember him getting that much right. He was acting the prick on Twitter last week when we went to meet Twente giving it the "Don't they know he's signed for BMG! LOL!" which was wrong too.

Because the SPL will lose money and Neil Doncaster is a cunt.

I wouldn't trust anything written by Luke Edwards. Worst journalist covering NE football by a mile. Does he still think Llorente is going to Sunderland?

I don't like the fact the press are so sure he's about to sign. Means it's more or less nailed on the deal will fall through.

If it's true then we'll move on to our next target. Nothing to worry about really, it's still extremely early in the window.

He wishes. One of the best views in football - great view of the pitch and the city. I miss my seat up there.

Playing in Europe or playing in Sunderland. Tough one

What's that burning smell? Have the bloody Mackems set the transfer window alight again?

You missed out the part where he suggested Adam cunting Johnson was that player

Good luck to him. He'll do very well there.

I love his dying swan act and how referees still fall for it.

Who the fuck thinks we should sell Jonas? Jesus wept, the bloke is one of the most important players in the squad. He's a workhorse who can play at full back, on the wing and as we saw this season in the middle of the park. I'd be livid if we cashed in on him.