David Icke - Son of God

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/louis-saha-has-travelled-to-wearside-to-sign-1262582

I'm convinced the club have only sent half out to save money on postage and packaging

Didn't Wearside's very own Jonathan Wilson write an article during the Artie inspired dead cat bounce that said statistically they were worse off in every respect under MoN compared to Claire Balding's reign apart from scoring from a distance, which he basically attributed to luck?

I've decided, I definitely prefer the out of the blue signing to the long transfer saga. The day we signed Cisse > today.

Fucking hell. Reading that forum they're the Dutch Mackems

I imagine they're relieved it's not Heskey

Saha? The 34 year old injury prone striker who scored 6 goals in 31 appearances last season?

I hate Martin O'Neill TBH, and this stems from well before he had anything to do with the mackems. If we appointed him I would weep openly. I also dislike him immensely, and not because he manages Sunderland. I think he gets a horrendously easy ride from the press because he's one of Clough's boys from Forest which has resulted in a situation whereby he can conduct himself in a manner which makes him act like a child - see: walking out on Villa when he wasn't allowed to go out and sign Aiden McGeady and was instead asked to sell some players after saddling them with a huge wage bill, claiming we'd went to see the referee at half time during the derby and then backtracking like a girl when Carver called him out on it, enacting legal action against a football fan website for posting a transfer rumour etc. He's a decent manager, however I'm not so certain he's a decent human being.

Just fucking look at us - we appointed the man who was sacked by a League One club and in his first full season we finished 5th

So he plays that formation throughout his managerial career without chopping and changing depending on the opponent? Give over. Yes he has found a formation that he used at villa and can use with the mackems, doesn't mean to say he sticks with it game in game out. If that's an effective tactic for him of course he is going to use it. Every time I watched them last season they played like that.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PardewSing-150x150.jpg Pardy Time

I've no doubt Anita will primarily be used as a midfielder. Pardew has often said "control the midfield and you control the game", Anita looks the type of player who'll take some of the pressure of Tiote and also allow Cabaye to play in a much more advanced position.

Needless from the club. He's said absolutely nothing controversial.

I saw it on Teletext and promptly lost my shit.

Their opinion of Santon is genuinely fucking baffling.

Vurnon Anita or Lee Cattermole? Hmm

Fucking hell

Huge loss, but the performances of Bigi and Mehdi mean he'll not be as missed as he was in previous seasons.

This, basically. As long as we get a few wins then there's nowt to worry about. It's all about fitness.

Aye, the Twitter feed isn't simply being used to flog tat from the club shop nowadays.

We're fucked if they've got a load of Auton's playing for them.

Ryder's your typcial journo in that he bots the players that give him interviews and writes shite about those who don't (See: Oliver, Alan).

I don't ruddy believe it. Kenny Wharton has just sat on the ball!

Imre Varadi warming up.

His wife's ran onto the pitch to remonstrate with the referee!