Spider Jerusalem

Too right mate. It's nothing but a shell for the Fat Twunt to hang his banners off. The 'soul' of the club was sold by the last owners.

Really? We've got a decent record down there, even with this charlatan in charge. Was one of his better results last season. The only reason why people didn't believe we could win were that one of our main influences down there last season is being ostracised and because of the relegation form we've been in during 2014, which is all down to the one thing that this cunt refuses to blame - him.

Hmm, I'm starting to believe that we're not going to win Euro 16 and World Cup 2018 after all now.

No way should he be back in the team. Look at how his reckless forage into the opposition penalty area left our full back exposed. Sheer madness, they could have broke and scored at any point.

Cunt shouldn't have been given the honour of a new thread tbh. Any updates should have just been made in the thread of his latest failings and cowardice aka the weekly match threads. Hope his next shit's a hedgehog. Cunt.

This cunt won't get us 48 points in the Championship next year, never mind in this league. If Ashley is watching then surely he's not moronic enough to not at least understand where the biggest problem is in getting the squad working as a team and every match that goes past like this one increases the risk of another relegation.

Ball goes one way and player runs into the defender. Shitcunt

Well, that was a 45 minute feast of attacking football. Highlights so far are the 17th minute applause, Riviere's devil beard and the half time whistle.

Aye, that along with the myth that Mike Ashley has dipped into his own pocket to fund the transfers as well. Tiote is probably being sold to cover the 'overspend' on the two kids from Forest tbh.

Either a 0-0 as two awful teams cancel out entertainment or a 1 - 0 loss. May manage a shot on target though so it will be an improvement.

Dave's been in on it since 2004, laying the groundwork for Ashley to buy out the club. The dastard!

Don't want to sound like a fan of either Pulis or Allardyce, but at least their brand of 'football' at least appears to be based more of hoof the ball at the big bloke up front and try to smash your way to the opposition's goal rather than hoof the ball as far a you can to get the fucker as far from our goal as you can.

And that is the crux of the problem of Pardew's mismanagement.

With Bimpy gone it almost feels like Pardew's won.

It's the hypocrisy that's grating in this latest case of victimisation though. The plight of Blobby Jellyott during the season and he's not been publicly humiliated by the club. What's the difference except it's probably excess weight from Pardew spunk in Jellyotts case. The situation should have been handled within the club, but has been leaked as part of their clear agenda to discredit the player.

I'm assuming he means Janmaat in first. With this club don't assume too much.

What? Once?

Too fucking right. It's either that or retire the number.

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Fucking get the fuck in! Jumped off my seat and punched the air (and missed) on that last save.

Stupid cunt. Has he never watched Krul in pens for us.

Did someone say new contract?

Extra time get the fuck in. Not going to bed until this classic is over

Nail on head!

We're not even sleepwalking our way into trouble, the management are willfully steering us into trouble.