Spider Jerusalem

He doesn't play for them anymore "We wasn't expecting them not to play Anichebe" 0-2.

Should have been a red. Useless ref.

Well done Cisse. Great pen.

What a pointless substitution, made by a pointless waste of skin.

To fill a team place ahead of a flair player - you don't want them on the field or we may end up conceding a goal. Makes us more solid dunnit, and since we don't have the ball a bigger fret.

Fuck off ref

Welcome back Siem - your destiny as Pardew's next scapegoat awaits.

Must have two yellow counters in his pocket.

Cheating cunt has already sneaked 2 extra counters in there. That's a new excuse for Pardew for the next derby I suppose.

Which is why he's an ever present when available - a perfect Pardew player if there ever was one. All bluster and zero skill to have to worry about.

We've already got them - Gouffran, Ameobi and Williamson. It's all we need.

Anita gets the Ben Arfa treatment, has barely been picked in a run of games and one of the first players dropped when it all goes tits up . This cunt is an ever present and has managed to produce the square root of fuck all in almost a half season and he will continue to be played as long as the cunt we have masquerading as a football manager is here.

Hasn't even managed to replace Gosling. As much a fraud as the manager.

Bunch of mackem cunts have invaded my local. Bunchs of qprs recognise none of them

Listening to Steve Bruce preaching from the Big Pardew Book of Lies and Excuses at the end of MOTD and Phil Neville picking up on those lies to turn them into his own analysis of Hull's position.

The possibility of Pardew even considering dropping Tiote from the derby match. One of his purples. Needs the tackle on the pitch. Runs around. Doesn't believe in the existence of Science.

Howay Basil

Cunt

Is it May already? Get in, I've avoided Christmas!

I hate losing against these cunts, no matter if it solidifys the face pony here. Either way some cunt is going to win tomorrow?

Is that not his total management record. 38 matches + the odd cup game over four years is under 200 matches here. Not like Pardle to misrepresent his record though, as it's only been four bad games in an otherwise glory filled run.

The brain wipe should never happen, so we never make the same mistake again, Lest We Forget. This is assuming we ever manage to rid ourselves of the horror we find ourselves in.

I agree with him on that opinion. There's one major reason they're failing to.

I'd take fucking Curbishley over this prick right now, never mind McClaren. Keeping Pardew here is so much of a guarantee for relegation that any change has to be a positive.

Better not save the cunt again. Hopefully his half time talk will do it's regular trick.