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No need. Jobs already done. Don't want to weaken them against Brazil's other opponents y' know.

Fuck off ref you FIFA fucking goon.

Shit hair. No way, good hair The bell end's got three bad hair cuts

Because he's a cheating cunt basically.

Fucking typical

I always thought his full name was Fuckoffsholaman. That's what I used to hear that all the time at the ground. Edit: NPW

Wearing an England shirt.

If we have this two pronged strategy for transfers then we may as well not bother with wasting the money on Carr's list as they will just end up on the bench \ left out of the match day squad as Pardew's Clogger's fill up the starting 11.

Crazy bastards, showing some form of ambition AND outside of the 'traditional' top six. They'll be the next Leeds or Portsmouth. Out of business by December.

Having Pardew in charge is against the transfer policy as well though as he's starting to drive down the resale value of players. The transfer policy is dead.

May as well just give him an extension now to be honest. It just cuts out the middleman of bringing a new player in and have our coaches ruin them - at least this one's been pre-Pardewed.

Ashley 'saved' us from being another Leeds or Portsmouth allegedly and made us 'stable'. Or a has turned the club into a soul-less shell of a football club with zero ambition to compete or entertain but only to survive in the top and be used as an advertising hoarding for his primary business concern. Fucking complete shambles.

I'd rather a 3-4 to us tbh. If the decision to peddle cuntbag hasn't already been made after the last five months then getting humped by these twats isn't going to sway their opinion.

Surely even the arse in charge can see offering Shola any form of contract after June 1st is a sackable offence.

Ashley probably made the 10th place bonus promise because he thought there was no way he'd be paying out on it tbh.

Like the ability to compete, a win, more than one goal a month or maybe a competent management team?

If only we were capable of 3 - 4ing these on the last day.

Voodoo! Possibly Pardle's next excuse mind.

That's basically it. Hoping for 'breaks'. Howay man. What do you want him to do? Encourage the team to create their own chances? You don't keep clean sheets with 11 Ben Arfas. Or with any Ben Arfa's Or 1 Alan Pardew

Going to get that contract renewal isn't he? He's an important 1st team starter now y' know (along with Gosling).

We already have momentum. It's downward but it's still momentum and this fuckwit hasn't the beginnings of an idea to stop it.

10 - 0 Stoke. Record Prem score. We won't even get the compulsory 1 goal in a thrashing we're that shit.

What a fucking bell-end we have as manager.

Personally, I don't give a fuck how many tackles Ben Arfa makes, how much he tracks back or runs around like a headless chicken. He should be receiving the ball in an advanced position and hurting the oposition. That's it. That's the one job he should be doing. Unfortunately we have a retard in charge who see's nothing but having 'a tackle' on the field and rates his players by the amount of 'effort' they put in. He'd have had Messi playing as an auxilliary full back if he was in his squad.