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You missed Jonas out.

The decline in Sissoko's footballing capability was pretty clear last season to be honest. Hopefully he can reach somewhere near his January form again.

First name on the sheet man.

Who's been sending him monosodium glutamate ffs Nobody, he's just a massive fan of the hairiest of hair metal groups and is trying to collect every copy of thier albums in existence so he owns thier souls. http://i42.tinypic.com/1g4nle.jpg

Which is exactly why 'we' shouldn't be turning our noses up at Downing, tbh. Agree, this is what I was saying last night. Fair enough if we're getting someone better instead but it would be canny if we got a move on. Even if we do get a 'replacement' left winger I could still see Pardew starting Jonas in more fixtures than the replacement to be honest.

He'll be starting vs Man City so it makes sense to get him 'match fit'.

Good start. Hopefully we'll still continue with Gomis.

I've broken our current squad down into sections and to be honest it's looking pretty bleak. First Teamers 1. Krul (HG) 2. Coloccini 3. Santon 4. Cabaye 7. Sissoko 8. Anita 9. Cisse 11. Gouffran 13. Yanga-Mbiwa 21. Elliot (HG) 24. Tiote 26. Debuchy First Teamers who will be available for less than half of our matches 10. Ben Arfa 22. Marveaux 27. S. Taylor (HG) What the fuck are they still doing here 6. Williamson (HG) 15. Gosling (HG) 23. Shola Ameobi (HG) 25. Obertan 18. Jonas Youth Teamers who have had an impact 19. Haidara (Yth) 20. Bigirimana (Yth) Uproven at this level 17. Amalfitano 28. Sammy Ameobi (Yth) 29. Vuckic (Yth) 33. Good (Yth) 34. Tavernier (Yth) 36. Dummett (Yth) 38. Inman (Yth) 40. Richardson (Yth) 41. Newton (Yth) 42. Alnwick (Yth) 44. Streete (Yth) 49. Campbell (Yth) Completely fucked 16. R. Taylor (HG)

You think our owner would give up a Twix like?

We'll just have to worry about Shola 'strutting his stuff' instead, IF his arthritic hip can last past pre-season.

Of course it will - not getting relegated has shown that we've got a surplus of players on the books so there's still plenty of room to get rid of more.

So in early September our management can say 'We tried to bring in players, but business is tough in the summer window and we couldn't get them ove.....' - fuck it I'm not completing that fucking arsehole's soundbite.

What if we sign Remy and Gomis

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They've got Clueless wrong to be fair. Why bother with the extra letters for 'Speech' and 'Blame'?

Not suprising as we've had the same problem for several years now!

Don't think the manager regards left wing as a problem area unfortunately and he'll end up starting most matches again next season.

JFKs holiday is just a ruse to give every other club a false sense of security before he swoops in and buys all the players from under thier noses.

Legendary. Picked it up a few years back - don't think it has aged that well unfortunately.

What respectable manager would have stayed after last season's debacle. Ironically, I think both men are at the club now TBH.

Llambezy. I knew it was him. Even when I thought it was Llambias I knew it was Llambezy. He really aggravases me!

May be part of JFKs remit. Cabaye possibly looking at the exit door, give him the nudge so he leaves on his terms with no loyalty payment due. The disrespectful tactic worked the last time he had to deal with a similar situation, why not again?

Anyone. Except Denis wise.

Jesus, I hope to fuck that Pardew doesn't get sacked now, with the Sword of Kinnear hanging above his head.