BlueStar

FT

VAR-cical, surely.

So am I. Comments are killing me. Apologies, got a direct feed so I'll be ahead of cable and Prime. I'll shut up

HAHAHA play to the whistle cunts

GOAL 0-2!

VAR checking it

Phew, magic spray worked

Dubravka crocked

Great save again by Dubs

"Jumped like an NBA basketball player" apparently

If the Don had stayed at Eastleigh he'd still be in the FA Cup.

If Gundogan happens to "accidently" get himself booked today he'll be suspended for Burnley and back for Man U, so there may be value in betting on that specifically

What a weird story this is turning into https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-50558218

Carragher has his VR controller things upside down and in the wrong hands, so whenever he glances down while wandering around the PlayStation version of Man City's goal his virtual arms are horrifically twisted and contorted like he has some terrible genetic condition

Looks like a boxer who's suffered a cauliflower face.

Absolutely agree with this. If you're going to constantly criticise him for anything and everything, it takes away from any genuine criticism that he should receive (the Norwich and Leicester performances, the whining about the support Rafa received etc.). This is because you're called Steve, isn't it.

Sunderland boy inseparable from mannequin's head https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-tyne-50519524/sunderland-boy-inseparable-from-mannequin-s-head

Got a bit of a John Leslie look about him, doesn't he.

Denmark Women beat Georgia 14-0. Maybe if Georgia brought ten mates with her she'd have done better.

Socks in the dryer! Iron print from other side...

Match thread now please https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103967.0