BlueStar

What have they done to be punished by playing behind closed doors?

Always thought "Little Lee Charnley's an arsehole" went well to Seven Nation Army.

Is this like QAnon N-O edition?

Just signing players for the memes now

Metrocentreback

Can afford to buy House of Fraser, can't afford to buy Ryan Fraser.

Amazed we didn't pull some shit like this https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/gaming/fifa-19-real-madrid-alex-hunter-transfer-deadline-day-player-real-virtual-a8485006.html

So one Benjamin Mendy or half a Coutinho. Lush.

That entire starting XI must have cost less than £50m.

Top post on the r/soccer subreddit is an image demonstrating our lack of squad depth.

You've got a proper Hollywood attack mind. Don't fancy changing Aguero or Aubameyang for a Vardy, Morata, or even Arnautovic to free up some cash for the defence or midfield? And/ or maybe switch one of your 6.5 midfielders for a 5.0 budget first-teamer like Kenedy or Nevez from Wolves, cos you can't start all five midfielders and all three forwards anyway.

Where's that David Squires strip about Sunderland's preseason optimism vs 10 minutes into the first game?

Bologna deflection training regime for keepers https://v.redd.it/g5jpykvzend11

Looks like there's been a shower and some parts of the walls are damp, making them darker?

NETD: Sunderland has been named the rat capital of the North East with the most council callouts in 2017 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/north-east-newcastle-sunderland-rats-14970967

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/newcastle-united-sign-fabian-schaer

https://twitter.com/hoylez87/status/1020068927144112132

Ohhh, because they're racist.

Why the fuck would you invest heavily in Debenhams while watching what's been happening to BHS, House of Fraser, Woolworths etc?

Hyde Park chucking around six quid pints. Someone get there with a funnel pointed up, be like striking fucking oil!

Did that guy have the guy in front of him tattooed on him?

Lush. Had two quid on the first goal to be direct from a free kick at 28/1 as well.

The lads in the Croatia Petr Cech hats remind me of an Amiga tech demo.

Wonder what the shirt launch funfair is going to end up as. "Nurse please to the Tunnel of Goats."