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Feckin hell, is that real? Having said that, he only needs another 283. Piece of piss. Aside from the more generally obvious stupidity, how many goals would Shearer have scored if he was playing with fucking Colback and Dummett instead of Beardsley and Albert?

My mum is a Bury and Newcastle fan. Fun times for her.

Will probably be backed more than Rafa and allowed to buy a load of shit.

Will probably be backed more than Rafa and allowed to buy a load of shit.

Pretty much already got a song for him, haven't we? Just change "To a sad mackem bastard" to "to a fat cockney wanker". Fuck off Steve Bruce and the bit about being a shit football team can stay.

What a headline as well

Let's be honest, it was weird having a manager we liked who wanted more from the regime like we did. Having some under-qualified lick-spittle cunt will be a return to normality.

Imagine going from Rafa Benitez to Steve Bruce.

Does he not loan it out or whatever? Seems like if you have a plane anytime it's sitting doing nowt is wasted money

Bookies generally don't change odds cos they've got insider knowledge but just based on what's being bet on. People see reports about Bruce, think "Oh, it's gonna be Bruce" or their mate's plumber's wife heard he was looking at houses here and people bet on it. The more people bet on it, the more the price goes down. People see the odds shortening, think it must be a cert, bet on it more (especially if one bookies has had a big bet and slashed the odds, making the other bookies look great value for what BetFred obviously knows is guaranteed), and they all cut odds even more so they don't lose a ton if it happens. Wasn't the Sheffield United manager suddenly massive favourite last week? Get enough people to bet on Ant and Dec and - either through automatic algorithms or someone at the bookies going "Hang on, these lot know something we don't" - you'll end up with them favourites. With no relation to how likely it is to happen. Could of course still be Bruce anyway. Sometimes people bet on stuff because (correct) word gets around.

Even without Pez and Bonbon, I think we've got a good squad, if we can hold on to the likes of Longstay and Seychelles. We've got developed talent from Almera, Shelving. And then we've got young players coming through, Hollaback, Issac Hayes, Karl Jarrow, Manpillow."

Won't get Bruce not because "Fuck off it's Steve Bruce" but because we can't afford him This club.

Ha, fuck, I'd forgotten about that. With a manager obviously based on a Mary Sue version of himself solving crimes in between games

Bruce would be a crease, play Daydream Believer instead of Blitzkrieg Bop first home game.

Even if the next owners are shit - Ashley level shit - I don't care. I can't imagine they'll be in control for 12 fucking years, so if we need new shit owners to get rid of current shit owners, then we can try new tactics on the new ones, so be it. At least we're moving forwards through owners towards a day when perhaps we have a half decent one. They could be even more inept than Ashley, but I can't imagine anyone being more stubborn.

If it's any consolation, having a manager and coaching team in the past hasn't meant we're going to spend money or strengthen glaring deficiencies in the squad.

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Well they were the ones who ran the "Exclusive" of how we were about to be the next Man City, so they would.

Is this now worse than the Stavely and Kenyon "takeovers" combined?

Rafa wanted Rondon and it was literally easier to go half way round the world and ask for him in fucking Mandarin than negotiate with Ashley and Charnley to keep him after the loan

I don't even remember doing this. Oh, who was it - remember replacing a poll and an admin asking where I'd saved the results of the last one. Ahhh, was a general chat thing https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=97070.msg6343320#msg6343320

But then how will fans in China see the Sports Direct adverts while we're getting humped 4-0 by Man U?

BlufPurdi[/member] - do you still like to record poll results before we change it?

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