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Can we blame some of our ineffective transfer window on this prick taking up so much time an energy? It was shit before he threw his toys out I guess, but you don't know how long it's been going on behind the scenes.

We used to go to Villa every year as our one away trip cos we had a mate who was living in Nottingham we could crash at, think we saw something like 6 defeats in a row.

Reddit really yukking it up in the comments here

Only just spotted he's not served his full suspension for elbowing Botman yet, so even if we bought him we couldn't play him for the first game

But Liverpool aren't offering us Isak money, the're pissing about with £110 and £120. Fuck them

Even if we got £150m for Isak, would that cover all four of them? 150m doesn't go very far when you're talking about buying multiple players with it.

Do I keep him in my fantasy team, then?

We should put a cheeky £50m bid in for Salah

So was this just an exercise in cunting us about, disrupting our transfer window and unsettling our best striker just before we play them? Why go through all of this just to put in a derisory offer you know will never be accepted and then go "Fine, won't bother then" when it's rejected?

Although he ended up between the sticks, Steve Harper was a canny striker if I remember, can this lad play up front?

How come we were able to attract the likes of Bruno and Trippier when we were in a relegation spot but struggle to get anyone when we've qualified for the Champions League following a trophy win?

Could be even worse for him, someone off RTG could have spotted Fender on his Spotify.

Chloe Kelly channelling Bruno and saying 'It's so fucking special" live on lunchtime TV

"Anfield Papers" is a shit Frank Chippa and everything it posts is a windup. I need to pin this somewhere.

One of my colleagues was in his class at school and she says he was absolutely Newcastle daft.

I mean, that photo is from 11 years ago so he's probably fair to take a swing at by now

If he goes to Liverpool as our record outgoing transfer fee and then struggles to find form and/or spends a lot of time on the treatment table, it won't be long before comparisons to Carrol start being made.

One of the ultimate tourist clubs, half their own city doesn't even support them so it's pretty unusual to encounter a scouse Liverpool fan amongst the milions on Twitter.