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Ultimate troll move now would be for AC Milan to make a bid and Tonalli to put in a transfer request. In fact I'm surprised Big Frank Chippa hasn't changed his name to Football_News_Italia and said that's what's happened.

“I had a good life. I think we are all scared of the day when we die, but life is about death as well. You have to learn to accept it for what it is. Hopefully at the end people will say, yeah, he was a good man, but everyone will not say that. I hope you will remember me as a positive guy trying to do everything he could do. Don’t be sorry, smile. Thank you for everything, coaches, players, the crowds, it’s been fantastic. Take care of yourself and take care of your life. And live it. Bye.”

Bournemouth : Neto; Araujo, Zabarnyi, Senesi, Kerkez; Christie, Cook; Semenyo, Tavernier, Kluivert; Evanilson. Subs: Travers, Huijsen, Dango, Scott, Smith, Sinisterra, Jebbison, Hill, Anthony NUFC: Pope; Krafth, Kelly, Burn, Livramento; Guimarães, Longstaff, Joelinton; Murphy, Isak, Gordon. Subs: Ruddy, Trippier, Barnes, Targett, Osula, Hall, Almiron, Willock, A. Murphy Referee: David Coote (Nottinghamshire)

"Jenas insisted "I did nothing illegal" and argued the messages were with "two consenting adults". "With one she made it clear she was interested," he added." Even if we take his word that one was making it clear she was interested, that kind of implies he didn't get the same impression from the other. Edit: Or is he talking about the "two consenting adults" being him and one woman, and she made it clear she was interested in one message?

"alleged issues relating to workplace behaviour, after issues involving digital communications such as texts were raised." Not sure if that's code for unsolicited dick pics, "bantz" or what.

While holding his other hand up to signal "I'm not doing anything" The arse grabbing was even weirder.

This Colombian fella Wolves have just got back from loans is an actual lunatic

Feel like I've not really been paying much attention to other club's pre-seasons, any glaring issues here? Anyone who's about to fuck off to MLS? Anyone who's been in the tabloid for shagging the gaffer's daughter?

Try making another thread called TAX HAVEN and see if he fucks off there instead?

Looting a vape shop to PROTECT ARE KIDS

A mate of mine was Crystal Phallus

Found this book in the pub, decided it doesn't deserve to go on the vaguely amusing thread

Weird that this has just sort of gone away

Was reminded of this Southall tweet today