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Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo

I've put him in my fantasy team so he'd better start getting a brace a game immediately, I'm not having any if this "held the ball up well" or "caused them problems" shit, you don't get points for that.

Yeah, the laws are from before the time of the internet so have to be applied rather awkwardly. By viewing an illegal image you're "making it" on your screen, by downloading or sending it to someone you're "making" a copy of it. hangover from the days when physical images and videos were copied by hand.

Popper-pants shorts

Yeah, embroidered. A few years ago I got a snide Fun 88 Puma shirt and compared it to a mate's real one. Only differences were that my Fun88 logo was a lighter shade of blue and I had an embroidered Puma badge and his had a stick on. Comes to something when the 14 quid knock-offs are better than the 80 quid real deal

I feel like if I took an iron to this I could drill a hole in it after and use it as a keyring.

It is multiple years since I last ironed anything. That is as crisp as it's ever gonna be

Mine arrived from far away yesterday

The league, the sport, Richard Masters, take your pick!

Can't believe that there's still absolutely any indication of when or if this Man City stuff will be concluded. Fucking embarrassing.

The perma online plastic scousers who've only watched his YouTube compilations are going to have fun finding out what he's like at one on ones.

Can we fuck off with any Somali pirate and boat person shit please, surely we're better than that.

Fotmob has had Tino upfront, then in midfield and now it's made him captain. EDIT: Oh, it's stripped him of the armband and put him in defence now

This cunt still here?

Bilbao at home on Guy Fawkes Night with an abundance of freely available pyrotechnics in every corner shop, you say.

Surely Man City have some promising kids in their massive squad we can get as part of an exchange, go hawk him to them and strengthen Liverpool's title rivals instead out of spite. Isak is arrogant enough to think he won't be rotated by Pep every week like everyone else.

Came to us with basically no pressure. With this huge fee and this god awful epic transfer saga there's going to be a huge amount of scrutiny on him if he has any struggles with form or injuries and starts looking like Andy Carroll Mk II. Seems like that would require someone with very strong character to deal with and not let it affect them and not, for instane, a sulking little snake.

"Tin hat on but think he'll struggle with physicality of EPL." Yes, the 6 ft 6 German technoviking is going to struggle with physicality

Amorim's stupid little magnetic pieces man ffs, get an iPad.

Truth will be revealed tomorrow, Isak was an alien all along!