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We are utterly turboshit, if we're not relegated there's no justice in the world whatsoever.

Now you know how India feels about Karakash.

Nice cross, shame there's nee cunt there.

Strange, considering we're seventh in terms of numbers of arrests http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/football-arrests-201415-figures-revealed-6904749

what was said? Nowt, they're still trailing ti as "coming up"

Sky Sports News are about to discuss McClaren's "training ground bust-up" with his players.

Just got out the ground and into the pub. Was freezing and empty at the end. Traumatised some kids behind me with my language for the second goal. So fucking easy. Easily dispossessed, easily walked through, easy cross, easy free header. They were first to every ball, won every 50/50. We had no tempo, no drive, no creativity, no leadership, nobody saying at 1-0, 2-0, "OK, this is what we're going to do". Sure it was said at the time on here, but fuck knows what swapping Mitrovic for Cisse was meant to do, just a different striker to wander around with no service and no ability to make something for himself.

A Spurs fan I know was at a game where a bloke stood up and shouted "DURKIN, YOU FUCKING GHERKIN!" Sat down and turned to his mate to sheepishly say "That's not Durkin, is it." Someone corrected him by shouting "ELLERAY, YOU PIECE OF CELERY!"

http://i.imgur.com/BKeQIGt.jpg

What a flattering photo of glistening mackem specimens

We wouldn't sell the stand as soon as it looks any good though.

England and Switzerland have four letters the same, but the score would read Eng-Swi and the remaining letters would spell Land-tzerland Checkmate, atheists.

Alternatively, it would read Denswe, is that what you want? Yes. Amazingly, the remaining letters would then spell MarkDen.

When Sweden play Denmark, the score in the corner will read Swe-Den and the unused letters are Den-Mark.

Mascots observing minute silences http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/photos/179568/when-football-mascots-observe-the-minutes-silences-photos.html

How can we seemingly make a bit of progress and then just revert to being shit again? Do we wipe the players' minds after every game like Men in Black?

use the match thread now, please http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97337.0.html

AFC Bournemouth: Federici; Smith, Francis, Distin, Daniels; Ritchie, Arter, Surman, Gosling, Stanislas; King Subs: Boruc, Cook, Bennett, MacDonald, Tomlin, Kermorgant, Rantie. NUFC: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Tiote, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic Subs: Woodman, Lascelles, Mbabu, Gouffran, De Jong, Thauvin, Cisse Referee: Lee Mason (Manchester) Attendance: 11,155 Final score: 0-1 Perez 26 Booked: Janmaat Arter Perez Smith Tiote Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found form here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97337.msg5762772.html#msg5762772 Television coverage: BT Sport 1 / BT Sport 1 HD / BT Sport Ultra HD Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

I benched Mahrez

Well that genie who asked if I'd be happy with being 4 points behind Chelsea after 11 games was a bit of a twat.

Sitting in the East Stand. Lots of gaps elsewhere, Stoke singing "your ground's too big for you".

♩ ♪ ♫ "I don't like cricket..... It's rubbish" ♩ ♪ ♫

It's how you get a kid to open their mouth, isn't it? "Here comes the aeroplane! Nnnyyyyyewwww!"