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Someone in Chronicle comments posting as a 'concerned fan' who thought we shouldn't protest against Pardew was outed as a steward supervisor. Although was probably just wanting a quiet shift. Also, used his real name to comment and had a public LinkedIn, so wasn't very good at keeping up the pretense.

I can't remember us having t-shirts when we beat them five times in a row, but then I guess if you're a Sunderland fan the biggest thing in your life is always going to be Newcastle.

Fucking disgusting, as usual. There's nothing to love about this club any more.

Can't see any way back into this at all. No one wants the ball, no one is interested, no one wants to be there.

Where the fuck was our foul in that? Disgusting pricks.

Cattermole being a massive bellend, there's a surprise.

This is fucking wank.

Advocaat looks like an off-brand version of Fat Sam. Like if Fat Sam was a Transformer, Garfield or Cocopops, Advocaat would be a Go-bot, Heathcliff or Choco Puffs.

That was a good goal. It was from very far away.

Came here to post that, great article.

Bellerin is my last fucking sub on Fantasy

All shirts I sold/am selling come from a variety of 3rd parties at less than cost. Puma made far too many of the first wonga home kit, for example. Even shitedirect.com had the home shirt at £8.49 at one point. Got a '£0 for Ashley' shirt on the way - Nike Teamwear black and white shirt, club crest (embroidered patch), customised sponsor's patch. Looks far smarter, and obviously vastly improved quality over the official Puma crap. Official crest? Cos the club could take legal action to stop you selling them, as it's copyrighted.

http://media4.giphy.com/media/AyN4Uh6vL6GLm/giphy.gif Newcastle's theatre can't expand because it's surrounded by listed buildings, bars and restaurants rather than a Mad Max style desolate wasteland, chalk one up for Sunderland

Can we not just hustle him with a shell game and tell him if he doesn't find the one the ball is under he has to sign a new contract?

Nitpick isn't usually hyphenated.

http://i.imgur.com/xsND2e2.jpg

Just what I came here to say, we'd actually turn down a decent coach for the sake of John Carver's feelings.

Looks like it's in lockdown and only the mods are allowed to talk about it in their commentary thread...

People might start getting exited at half time

So Andy has a small cock and was fucking Mandi, who possibly has some kind of leg brace and works in a post office. Mandi went to the press with some kiss and tell, but Gazza never even shagged her. Andy is now texting Gazza some abuse and someone has hacked something, possibly his phone. This is about as much as I can translate.

Is that hers or this Andy he keeps threatening?

Who is this Andy character? Just someone griefing him on Twitter? Or does he just regularly mistype Mandi?

Probably not a great idea for him to have an account like https://twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne

We've gone from being managed by Alan Partridge to being managed by Michael.

Not Virgin?