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Lovely red and white knitted hat there with "SUNDERLAND" all the way around the circumference, so you just have DER emblazoned on your forehead.

Villa are going to double their GS at this rate.

Mackems fighting with stewards, trying to get to Poyet.

Massive Mackem exodus!!! Hundreds streaming out

Should be three, Villa miss a sitter from inside 6 yards.

O'Shea That is fucking abysmal, that is the most flaccid defending I've seen all season and I've been watching us.

Hopefully the pending investigation will expose a load of dodgy dealings on Ashley's part too. Pretty much our only hope is him dipping below the incredibly low bar of the fit and proper test.

Football fan, 44, fighting for life after gang attack following Wolves match Fucking hell

Pretty scathing piece in the Mag about it http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/nufc-fans-forum-members-must-resign-salvage-respect/

Hasn't the fans' forum been whittled down to spineless twats who just ask about stuff like stadium tours and concourse lighting out of fear they'll not be allowed back?

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_XlmRbWcAAUjyc.jpg

I'd love to hear the way he pronounced fracas Exactly what I said yesterday when I read that on my phone.

Reads like a fucking QVC pitch. "And the good thing about the Janmaatt is it's just super versatile! Is your squad cluttered up with all these different types of player? If you're a Man United, and one say you need a wingback - slips right on in there." "Wow, easy as that? That's great for elderly relatives, or Dutchmen who have difficulties selecting the right team." "I know, right? It's so simple, evem David Moyes could utilise him. But that's not all! Bid now and we'll throw in your pick of promising academy players at no extra cost."

Cattermole is now the second player in Premier League history to be booked more than 10 times in four different seasons, joining Robbie Savage.

Poyet off, Steve Bruce going absolutely mental, having to be held back from battering him. Dunno what he said to him but it's sent him into a frothing rage.

Mackems

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/11445146/England-player-arrested-for-sex-with-14-year-old-according-to-report.html

http://i.imgur.com/uvxTlcY.png Mum, Dad.... There's something I need to tell you. I'm goalkeeper.

Every time they went to the poor bugger watching this one on SSN he looked like he was about to hang himself. Eventually he just started holding up hand written signs 'It's still 0-0 Jeff'

Story on Monday from Ryder about how Carver loved his mum and how Bobby Robson and Mufasa appeared to him in the clouds the other day then.

Mods are all partying on the N-O yacht. If someone could make a match thread in this format http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,90518.0.html which is can edit/update on my phone it would be appreciated.

Fucking hell, thank God I missed that.

You can't even throw a black guy off a train while shouting "we're racist" without someone accusing you of being racist these days, it's ridiculous.