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It's OK, if he goes to Chelsea we can just loan him again.

Don't sing them fast Really, really fast When you sing our songs across the land Cos when you sing them fast Really, really fast It makes them fucking hard to understand

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We'll strike fear into opponents, it'll be like the LotR "They have a cave troll" scene. "They have a ginger!"

Balls? Like, where their brain should be?

Picked because he plays for a fashionable club now http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/colback-in-england-squad.959634/page-27#post-18525922

That's pretty much it, isn't it. Zaha looked a good prospect at Palace, playing week in, week out and he never got a sniff. As soon as it looked like he was going to go and warm the bench at Man U he got called up. Same with Colback, never would have got in the team at Sunderland, as soon as he moves on to bigger and better things he's in the squad. Playing for a big club definitely helps your chances compared to players of a similar ability at small clubs. Wonder if this will get me on RTG.

When you guys are on about Pirlo, do you mean that guy they call the Bearded Colback?

Hodgson's ears are going if he can't hear someone shouting 'ginger paedo' properly.

A mackem called it a week ago Sadly I'm prepared to suggest that Colback will get into the next England squad v Norway, there will probably be many withdrawals and I think he'll be picked.

It's partly them being not great players not managed fantastically, but it's also obviously the Fergie factor. They don't feel invincible any more and, more importantly, teams aren't afraid of them any more. But they still want to beat Man United just as much as they did when they were top dogs. There's also loads of pressure on Di Maria to help turn their season around, especially with that price tag. He's a fantastic player but if he doesn't hit the ground running and adapt to the league quickly and people start to get on his back he could easily suffer a lack of confidence.

"it might mean we do need to get two or three goals so that's what our focus must be." Woah, woah Alan, let's try and score one first, dint gan crackers.

The blame buzzword tonight seems to be 'dead wood'. Can't bring themselves to consider questioning LVG's credentials yet.

Anyone see whose the first few goals were? Sorry if Grigg's.

Fucking hell, if you ever want an esteem boost for your team, just get drawn against a Pardew side and let him play down his chances by talking up the opposition at every opportunity. Talking about how it's such a 'difficult place to go', how the atmosphere will be 'white hot'. Nou Camp? Turk Telecom Arena? No, Gillingham's notorious Priestfield Stadium.

Stoke defender crotches himself on the post to add insult to injury

Noticed our fans have been getting worse like. Wonder if it's related to the wider driving down of standards at the club, if you don't have a club you can be proud of any more why care about the impression you make while following it.

I've found it amazingly easy to forget.

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Goal

Pardew's smile gesture was aimed at a 'tense' Cabella.

Hooray! Actual lol at that.

Dunno why I didn't bet my life savings on a goaless draw. What are BT Sport doing bidding on this dross?

Long set piece a foot over Taylor's head 5 times a game then.

Siems so.