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The 'they're not really fans' stuff is classic 'no true Scotsman'.

Are we going for the ugliest backroom and boardroom staff award? Carver and his touchline goons are bad enough and the photo accompanying that article looks like a peek inside Jim Henson's workshop.

Managed not to lose to Hull and Palace http://i.imgur.com/rQQYQAI.gif

We don't want Carver, we want champagne!

OGC sideways looks like a little stick man having a tug.

UEFA's position on what he's doing is a pathetic cop-out. How can you not say if it would be a conflict of interests until it actually comes up? What happens if Newcastle and Rangers both qualify for the UEFA Cup, you go "Ah, that's not allowed - you've got two weeks to reorganise the ownership of one or both clubs?" How can this be seen as only a hypothetical situation? If it looks like we're both going to qualify and that might cause problems, it is not going to potentially end up being beneficial for Ashley to make us lose games so his favoured club definitely gets the spot? And if we're then seen as deliberately folding to clubs who still have a chance of winning the league or whatever, how is that fair on their rivals? The entire thing is bonkers man, make a decision you spineless twats.

I love the fact he basically says "That's what's great about the FA cup." Yeah, great if you're a neutral or a Bradford fan, if you've howked it all the way down there to see Sunderland meekly surrender to League One opposition you're not going to be consoled by it being an example of the romance of the competition you've just been dumped out of.

Agreed

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/sunderland-afc/the-press-is-the-problem-not-me-insists-sunderland-boss-gus-poyet-1-7108218?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

Hardly surprising he doesn't acknowledge them when they can't even spell his name. Poyey FFS! It's only 5 letters You're talking about a fanbase who suggested "He came from Paraguay, to beat the Mags on Sky" as a chant.

Poyet laughing, joking, dancing and juggling on a unicycle at full time if RTG is to be believed. Disgusting behaviour.

http://i.imgur.com/c7GYaCp.png

http://i.imgur.com/uAZ1tAi.png

lolololololol

Only bet I've put on for about a month http://i.imgur.com/PyvuSuZ.png

You actually have to look pretty closely, seeing as most of the shield is behind his picture and the other flag colours are the same http://i.imgur.com/xEoIEhq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/3f2Y9IE.gif http://i.imgur.com/IWqzIhz.gif

♫ Aston Villa stayed at home and watched it on the telly Aston Villa stayed at home, watched it on the telly ♫

I don't think the accusations are of a conscious discrimination as in, OK, who are we going to get a manager - no, not him, he's black. More that when thinking about potential managers, black players or coaches just don't come into their minds at all.

http://i.imgur.com/65JPKkT.png Which suggests he's a spineless complicit cunt, not that he was hard done by.

They've got more chance of staying up now than if they'd stuck with Lambert I reckon. He needs to hit the ground running though, wobbles in the dressing room or the stands could quickly lead to a tailspin.

Jack Grealish is their biggest prospect I believe. Sounds like a character from World of Warcraft. Though that didn't help Nile Ranger.

Fat Sam's face

Was it a set of straightners? It was another blokes wife I think. Ouch. Don't be absurd, if it was another blokes wife Pardew would have dived in the way first, she'd have hit him right on the cock. "I was just pushing her away with my penis"

Games he's not expected to get any points from anyway, nice relaxing period after the stress of trying to not lose to Palace.

Unfortunately I think away draws at Palace is the kind of form that will get him the job.