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Not half as frustrating as watching it.

Steward on Reddit saying they were told to confiscate banners

A few people standing up with signs, half-hearted chant of "Get out of our club".

Seems a damp squib so far.

Imagine scoring on 5 minutes.

Use match thread now please: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95928.0.html

NUFC: Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson, Dummett; Tiote, Colback; Cabella, Sissoko, Gouffran; Riviere. Subs: Elliot, S.Taylor, Haidara, Anita, Ameobi, Perez, Cisse. HCFC: McGregor; Elmohamady, Robertson, Davies, Dawson; Huddlestone, Livermore, Quinn, Diame; Hernandez, Jelavic. Subs: Harper, Rosenior, Chester, Meyler, Brady, Aluko, Ramirez. Referee: Neil Swarbrick (Preston). Attendance: 49,199 Final score: 2 - 2 49' - Jelavic 68' - Diame 74' - Cisse 87' - Cisse Booked: Coloccini Robertson Sissoko Janmaat Sent off: Post match reaction can be found from here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95928.msg5223054.html#msg5223054 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m HBA also confirms he will be at SJP today: “I won’t play but I will be there supporting my team hoping we can get a result for Hull." #nufc

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 59 secs Ben Arfa says before kick off that his time at #nufc is over: “Now, the story is finished"

Worth restating when we're accused of being hysterical or kneejerk

That's a ferry long sentence.

I like the way you can see someone scoring behind them while they're standing around with their hands on their hips and their back to the ball, Puma have done their research.

I bet all those lads who went all the way to fucking Southampton to see us get humped 4-0 and gave Pardew dog's abuse wish they could be proper fans like people who sit on Facebook and post "Always support ur team no matter wat." and can't even be arsed to watch half the games in the pub.

Forever Faster Down The Tunnel Than Everyone Else Puma

http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/27/30/0,,10278~13119527,00.jpg Usually with these awful kits you can go "Haha, it looks like a custard cream/pack of Regal/Tesco shopping bag/clown suit". But I don't think anyone's felt the need to put those two colours together before for us to draw an amusing comparison.

Looks like he's been sleeping in his car.

So we stick with a manager guiding us to 20th position because a different manager might not get us to 7th? Even if the replacement is no better than Pardew tactically at least he won't be Alan Fucking Pardew and go around lying to and blaming supporters, calling people cunts, shoving people, nutting people, falling out with promising players and not playing them because he wants to play his mates instead.

Micky Adams now available.

How NUST et al have the cheek to go "What are they doing with the donations, where's the money going, where's the proof" Here, there's more tangible action in this photo from a few paypal donations over the course of a week than we've seen from people signing over their pensions to dodgy schemes and paying subs to NUST for years. Hope when Pardew's gone the site keeps going and continues to fight causes on behalf of the supporters.

NUST, Wraith and Dix meander from being a total embarrassment to a complete irrelevance and back again. How they think they speak for all fans when 50% of mags haven't heard of them and the other 50 fucking hate them is beyond me.

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Get in, called the sackless little twat's bluff. Hopefully he'll get some chants of "Where were you at Darsley Park?" on Saturday.

He's rubbish and like most players at the club now, not good enough. Which isn't themanagers fault. In a few years time the numpties will still be blaming the next manager though . Don't say you weren't told. Well, Pardew disagrees. In fact his squad is so fantastic he can afford to freeze out players like Marveaux, Bigirimana, Yanga-Mbiwa and Ben Arfa and play his mates instead. For what it's worth, I agree that Mike Ashley makes Freddie Shepherd look like Sheikh Mansour.

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