BlueStar

Further discussion of doctors' plans to kill us all with chemotherapy and keep the real cure for cancer secret can be continued here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76773.msg5169391.html#msg5169391 Keep it out of this thread from now on please.

Former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan denies killing rapper friend Castro in human sacrifice ritual http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-sunderland-striker-asamoah-gyan-4317996#ixzz3EGRKSziW

Use match thread now please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95978.0.html

Shows how much attention people have been paying to this fixture that this thread has had the wrong kick-off time for four days and no-one's noticed.

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Mariappa, McCarthy, Hangeland, Fryers, Zaha, Guedioura, Williams, Bannan, Doyle, Gayle. Subs: Price, Ward, Ramage, Kelly, Kaikai, Gray, Johnson. NUFC: Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett, Abeid, Colback; Obertan, Armstrong, Ameobi, Riviere Subs: Alnwick, Haidara, Anita, Sissoko, Cabella, Ferreyra, Perez Referee: Robert Madley (West Yorkshire) Attendance: - Final score: 2-3 25' Gayle (Pen) 36' Riviere 48' Riviere (Pen) 90'(+2) Kaikai 112' Dummett Booked: Haidara, Abeid, Elliot Sent off: Abeid Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: None. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Sounds like this kind of email forward nonsense. http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/cancerupdate.asp People have died from trying to self medicate cancer with Cesium. There is no scientific evidence it works and it can cause issues with heart rhythm, seizures, loss of consciousness, and electrolyte imbalances. Here's a more thorough debunking of some of this type of pseudo-scientific woo, including the magical alkaline system shite. http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/no-johns-hopkins-did-not-release-update-revealing-truth-about-cancer http://scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.org/2014/03/24/dont-believe-the-hype-10-persistent-cancer-myths-debunked/#acidic-diets Of course no evidence is good enough, because any findings from actual medical professionals must be a secret plot by Big Pharma and the NWO. The only people worth listening to is someone with a blog, a Diploma of Healology from Professor Moonseed's College of Wellness and a warehouse full of snake oil they want to shift.

Apparently so. Knowing us we'll rest the players with the 'virus' and not bother trying to kill the game with subs in the hope of concentrating on the league, end up playing extra time and penalties as a result and have everyone knackered for next week.

http://i.imgur.com/wOcvnLS.png

Don't be silly, the club crunched the numbers and proved that if you try in the cup you get relegated.

He had as much heat as we could throw at him after the Keegan sacking, he's still here. It's important to focus efforts on Pardew because he's in the middle of relegating us and we have a real chance of forcing him out. Focusing on Ashley when he's not going anywhere (and even if he wanted to, he can't until there's a buyer) is moronic and suicidal.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-programme-printing-blunder-7810388 Sigh

Where did this stat come from? I've been trying to track it down without success. BBC's Dan Walker Doesn't really explain his workings, ie what counts as 'recent'.

I don't have a problem with nufc.com saying whatever they like, they don't have to be an impartial voice of the fans just because they've been around for ages and they've got one of the longest standing Newcastle sites. And I don't think they pretend to be, like Wraith etc either. I don't understand why people say they're 'biased' or whatever, yeah, it's two Newcastle fans, and while they obviously tend to just to play it straight up and avoid the type of sensationalism you see on two-bit blogs they're still biased by their own opinions like anyone else is. But they're also not the divine voice of reason on all things NUFC, and people can say they're talking bollocks or naively swallowing the club line if they like, it's not blasphemy just because they're long standing and dedicated supporters.

You mean libellous. You obviously didn't go to llawyer school.

Full house at Villa Park?

People who were telling me that we don't need to worry about relegation a few weeks ago because of a list of worse teams than us which included Villa and Leicester

Man U really need to give Moyes the boot like, how much longer are they going to let this go on?

He's the cancer on this town. He's the cancer and I'm the... What cures cancer?

Haven't heard of him getting into a pagger in a nightclub for a while, would it be good for him to come back up here even if he had the option? Unless we have great medical staff which will help with his injury problems, but every other aspect of the club is shit so I imagine we'll just tell him to call NHS Direct anyway.

Great, now my thread title looks sincere.

God, imagine if he'd actually been there and seen the boycotts, sit down protests and chants of "Sack the board." "Booooo, get behind the team! I shall write a letter to the Pink!"

At least he can't blame the negative atmosphere in the stands.

That's what Sissoko should be doing. Anti-Ashley chants again

"Sacked in the morning" but from the Hull fans. "Blacknwhite army!" in response.

Follow the Jelavic road