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Rolf Harris isn't banned from going back to Animal Hospital when he comes out either, doesn't mean he'll be allowed to.

Kind of depends on if you view your role as footballer as just kicking a ball around a pitch for 90 minutes, or as a wider community and representative role, visiting kids in hospitals, meeting and greeting at public events, being the face of the club sponsors etc - the kind of jobs where being on the sex offenders register would probably cause you issues or even bar you altogether, even if you're not famous.

"The analysis has come back and we definitely lost"

http://i.imgur.com/dAtPDY9.png I hope he actually said that. "If not get, I will sad."

Bishop's Finger, Cava, this thread is driving me to drink.

Thought it was a pretty obvious quip, not surprised someone else spotted it as well.

This is what it sounds like When DOV - CRY

What they mean is that his brain is as sharp as a football.

Fucking Hereford mentioned already

When he does go it will likely be either his physical health or his business health forcing his hand and leaving him in a vulnerable position. At the moment he hold the cards and doesn't need to sell, so anyone who shows an interest will be told to either stump up above market value or fuck off. If his other interests collapse or he suffers ill health and can't afford the time to run it, then he may be in a position where he has to accept a realistic or even aggressive offer.

Supported them, looks like he was fucking raised by them.

Poe's Law

A while back Carver visited a mate of mine's school and did a whole talk about motivating yourself, achieving your dreams etc. Ended on a Yoda style note of how you have to tell yourself you're going to get the ultimate thing you want in life, rather than just that you want it, or are going to try and get it. Then to end his speech he said "One day, I will be Newcastle United manager." Hopefully this little stint in charge counts enough for him to tick that one off.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-rejects-accusations-fielded-8379134 Even got Ryder confused

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-says-wants-head-8379049

I told you Newcastle should be careful what they wished for, without Pardew they can't even beat Leicester in the cup.

John Cardew.

Use match thread now please http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=96328.0

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Another dimension - the second.

Be better for him to play Spurs first, no expectations.

Don Hutchison hates him as much as us, sticking the boot in on Twitter again

Would basically be a business appointment rather than a football one, Ashley promoting from within and seeing team captain to team manager a natural progression, like someone moving from store manager to regional manager when a position becomes vacant. If course football isn't like selling trackie bottoms, but he's not worked that out so far so he probably never will.