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Well that's OK, supporting Newcastle is about as attractive to children as Rolf's Cartoon Club.

I like it. They should sign Hazard to play in it.

They're getting rid of the puppets as well, seems like he's coming in with the plan of a total rebrand. Plus side, we don't get these cunts on our shirts. Negative side, stadium renaming may be back on the table, we could get someone just as shit like Sports Direct.

Nah, just means we'll have to pay a transfer fee.

Dated 1986 apparently

Lee Clark with hair http://i.imgur.com/qAq6le9.png

iiiittttt's.... THE OTHER SOCK!

Can you not be aware of this strategy and also upset about the sales that result from it?

This kid must be happy as fuck

City http://i.imgur.com/Uwdc986.gif

Which Premier League club gets to be the first to sing "It's just like watching Brazil" while humping a team?

Looking forward to seeing those YouPorn usage stats for this match.

GIB PENS PLOX OR I REPORT U, HEU HEU HEU

I've transferred Scolari into my dead pool team.

Careful Luiz, don't want to miss the next match.

Who left Pro Evo on easy mode?

Hahaha, this is amazing.

Well aye. Why get excited about or attached to any player? They'll either be shit, look half decent and then have any sense of joy squeezed out of them by Pardew, or if they show any promise will be shipped out to a club that will get the most out of them at the first opportunity.

Chronicle suggesting Joel Campbell could be part of the deal http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-could-offered-arsenal-7384812?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

What? What?

We should hire this as the team coach when we next play Leeds. height=400http://i.imgur.com/HKAwRe8.jpg[/img]

At what point do they realise that after years of using a gimmick to make the shirt different from boring old stripes it would actually be a novelty to have a normal fucking kit?

YouPorn usage stats on World Cup days http://i.imgur.com/WJBSmIi.png http://i.imgur.com/7qHkWvY.png http://i.imgur.com/J6Fg0gj.png

http://www.fsf.org.uk/latest-news/view/season-tickets-for-life-fans-beware What a bunch of cunts.

Holy shit.