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Talk about managing expectations by the way, not "We've got a player who could be this team's Roberto Carlos" the kind of half joking, twinkly eyed optimism of a man with big dreams for his club. No, we've got someone who could be Newcastle's Neville. Not quite yet, but one day. Oh, and not the good one, the other one. With some coaching, Sissoko could end up being our Rhodri Giggs. He didn't get much attention for it, but during the late 90s he worked really hard on getting the back yard redone and made great progress on it. Reminds me of "My mum says if I drink my milk one day I might be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley."

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Considering this bollocks is their back page story of outrage they are thicker than all their readers. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/worldcup2014/5711840/Greg-Dyke-in-A-Death-in-Brazil-gaffe.html GREG DYKE was guilty of another major blunder last night — as he was caught reading a book called A Death In Brazil while England’s flops trained. Front page story is that a headteacher took a week off to go to the World Cup Glad we live in a time where there are no more pressing issues in the world.

This club must be a hard sell to potential players like. "So, what are your ambitions for the club in the coming seasons, how can I be a part of them?" "Well, nothing really. We don't want to be in the cups. We don't want to get into Europe. About 10th? Somewhere comfortable enough that we can limp through the latter part of the season without having to buy anyone, even if we sell key players. As long as we get to play against teams like Liverpool and Man City, so lots of people watch our advertising hordings on the telly. If you look any good when one of them hump us four or five nowt they might want to buy you I guess, that might be canny?"

This thread looks like someone posted a photo of a WC stadium in the lush lasses thread.

He seems to be blaming our poor end to the season on the upcoming WC, rather than our failings in the transfer market.

They'd do well on the group before balkin' at the knock out stage.

That will be a gif within the next five minutes.

When do BT and Sky get done with molesting them and we find out the real fixtures?

Imagine the amount of time police would have to spend following up on death threats *def frets.

Everton player iirc. Most including myself supported him as well, feel dirty. Shame he hasn't actually gone to prison mind. Think it was Yobo, if I remember.

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Never mind that, how much profit could we make on him?

that is the kind of strike i like to see

Nope, I noticed it as well. 12 of us in the house went mental. Then they showed the England players not celebrating, and there was a moment of 'Wait, what...' Then the goal graphic, celebration again. Then the replay started, 'yes, we're gonna see it again' and this time it didn't go in

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Had 2 quid on Oscar last scorer at 8-1.

Better keep Brazil winning, quell those riots, less videos of people being held down and pepper sprayed in the eyes. WWE is more realistic.

Drawn Nigeria in a sweepstake. There's also a prize for most goals conceded in the group stage, so let's hope he gets sent off.

Question from a mate I'm sure someone will be able to answer

Coming to Mike Ashley's Newcastle for the money

He might get pissed and crash a limo into a tree, think that's about as close as he'll get.

So it's her fault, lazy bitch.

Theirs is realistic, it's Japan. They had SNES games being delivered by satellite in 1995.

A lot of the commentary pointing out how bent this was focuses on the fact Qatar is completely incapable of hosting the event, has a climate which is on the gas mark scale and builds stadiums by throwing corpses at them until they're done, but let's not forget they fought off rival bids from the likes of Japan, whose proposals included projecting 3D holograms of the games onto pitches in stadiums around the world using fucking magic