BlueStar

More bizarre defence of a player ever. "He’s not murdered anyone, he’s not a rapist or a paedophile."

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Unless you won or drew a second leg but still went out on aggregate, but then that's not much of a victory.

Surely as a stat this is quite a strange one, in knockout competitions at any given time you probably lost your last game in it, unless you're currently in the middle of a cup run or you're the holders. Like every club in the Premier League lost their last FA cup match apart from Arsenal, and every club in the country bar eight lost their last League Cup game.

Is Stuart Pearce slowly becoming Ian Beale?

Haha, stupid Pellegrini playing good players, now Silva is injured. He needs to start learning from Pardew.

Alan Pardew "rotates". What the fuck is wrong with Sky Sports man, just say Alan Pardew fucking surrenders, why dance around it with euphemisms.

The TV schedule doesn't help us, hence the team is not as strong as I would have liked. The telly wuz against us from the start.

9-1 against our friendly neighbours. Wikipedia reckons 0-9 v. Burton Wanderers, Second Division, 15 April 1895

What was our record defeat before tonight? 9-0?

Imagine taking a day off work, traveling down to Manchester, booking a hotel, buying a match ticket and turning up to watch that. I hope the away fans fucking crucify him.

It's pretty glorious. His shitty ownership is long documented but of course things will be different because they're the mighty Glasgow Rangers, the biggest club in the world! http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=275184&st=100 Some of those comments A few of them see right through what he's doing but mongs like that 'True Blue' are in for a shock. What the fuck - are they having server problems or is that what the internet looks like in Glasgow?

It's pretty glorious. His shitty ownership is long documented but of course things will be different because they're the mighty Glasgow Rangers, the biggest club in the world! To be fair, it seems like they have the same issues as us. For every article where there's Rangers fans picketing his stores or holding up signs telling him to fuck off, there's comments from other fans about how embarrassing it is to protest, is who cares if they rename the stadium, he'll make us financially stable, this is just modern football etc etc.

If we can return to mediocrity it might at least make the weekends less unbearable, but the worst thing will be the nagging thought that if we slip back into the rutter of utter being twatted every week again we obviously have to be there for over a year before Ashley considers pulling the trigger.

Disallowed

Winning, wtf

Means we'd go above the mackems and out of the drop zone

"You're not singing any more" That one's not going to backfire

Whaaaaa?! Good tactical change Pards

They're staying there.

1-0

Use match thread now please http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96126.0.html

Surprised Pardew didn't pick 6 subs as there is no way he will be brought on. http://i.imgur.com/YhBILmL.png So not playing that BlueStar erased him from the subs in the match thread. Freudian paste EDIT: Urgh, that sounds disgusting.

Mike in attendance alongside Harry Hill again.

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