BlueStar

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2014/06/08/4868610/nicollin-happy-cabella-didnt-join-newcastle

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9339722/davide-santon-expects-newcastle-stay-despite-interest-from-ac-milan-and-roma

Sepptic Blatter Infection

Tex-Mex sharing Blatter for two-three people with a choice of dip.

Positive Mental Blattertude.

Blatteral Thinking

Here's your crown, King Nothing.

That trollface. I reckon the hand on the shoulder is actually the left one, worming its way around behind his back like Mr Tickle.

FTFY

Nothing Really Blatters

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/382266/Sunderland-free-agent-Jack-Colback-set-to-join-arch-rivals-Newcastle Wow, thanks.

Goal of the Season winner http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140602/and-the-winner-is_2281670_3875843 For a goal in, uh, an Under-21s match.

He probably won't realise he's scored until the interview after.

I've been ground down so much that I find it hard to get excited about anyone anyway. We're easily outbid on anyone we're linked with, and if they do come they'll either be shit to start with, Pardewed into a boring clogger, left out of cup games because we don't care about then, benched for not tracking back or, if by some chance they're actually good and bring something to the team, whored out to buying clubs in every post-match interview until we flog them on the last day of a transfer window and don't replace them.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11695/9332518/premier-league-sunderland-fined-for-breaching-fa-rules-on-agents

Anti-World Cup graffiti in Brazil http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/05/29/world-cup-2014-anti-fifa-graffiti-brazil_n_5408811.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Sky's take on it http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9330214/transfer-news-newcastles-mathieu-debuchy-says-his-agents-are-handling-all-transfer-talks

‘At the moment, I’m 100% focused on the World Cup. My agents are working on my future.’ http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/clairefontaine-press-conference-2-world-cup-preparation-2014/

"I’ve said all along, communication with the fans & being honest is a big part of what I’m about." - Alan Pardew, May 2012

I think he accidentally a word. Either that or he's just signing off with a load of cash and two fingers in the air.

Yeah, I criticise him but I'm never onside for Newcastle myself.

But no milk. You are a bad milk. HOT DOG.

Chacal Spencer ‏@ChacalLove 5m Hi @PaulDummett ! I know you are a very bad football player but a good boy. The uruguayan people are africans. You smoke. Descomplicating Paulo Duarte ‏@paulocndef 17m You broke Luis suarez. Worthy finished prisioners @PaulDummett Agustin Suparregui ‏@Asuparregui10 43m @PaulDummett fucking shit, motherfucker, you're so fucking, I hope you die, Uruguay has Stamina

Sounds like lyrics Almost missed this addition