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Except they might change managers before this one takes them down, we won't.

John Carver moonlighting? http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/25/torquay-united-mascot-gilbert-the-gull-calls-fans-cs-and-offers-to-fight-them-4920827/

The team sheet or, as Suarez calls it, the menu.

2011-12 ratings for all premier league players who played more than 1000 minutes in the position of wide midfielder or attacking midfielder, based on methodology found here http://thepowerof11.wordpress.com/tag/gabriel-obertan/ http://thepowerof11.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/smwa-rating.png

Alan's fucking dream game that one, on the back foot all the time but just got that "bit of luck, bit of magic."

We've played lots of depressing football.

They'll need a better PR team if they're going to try that. @leeryder EXCLUSIVE: Franck Dumas tells NUFC fans not to get carried away after record profits announced :lol: Cheers for that Frank. Is this a piss-take or true? :lol: :lol: Depends how much you trust @LeeRyder. Probably more then @Lee_Ryder, to be fair.

You could make a generator of these and after a few spins accurately predict a headline Mike Hooper warns Newcastle fans it's better the devil you know Kevin Scott thinks abuse of Pardew has gone too far Neil McDonald wonders if Newcastle fans have forgotten Pardew got them into Europe Aaron Hughes reminds Newcastle fans Ben Arfa has a stupid French face

"Question for Mr Ashley - your businesses seem to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?" Honestly man, people obviously know if they ask important questions like "Why the fuck are you sticking with Alan Pardew as he takes us down?" they won't be at the next one, so the only people there are people asking about metro timetables and the fucking phone reception in the ground. Here's an idea, stop putting up with utter shit on the pitch and you won't have to browse twitter and facebook in the stadium

Are Man City really better than Maribor? Really? Top trolling.

Pistorious 5 years, Pardew 8 years, where's the justice in the world?

Here you go lads, come watch us get beaten by Arsenal - it's on us!

But it's not just journos, there's photographers, sound guys, cameramen etc as well, who can hardly be accused of having an agenda. If fact the photographers have always been keen to get shots of any protest or dissent.

Search for their names on google and you'll find a clip.

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Kept looking out for it, but no. Imagine they were waiting till they were winning. Stewards probably thought they were undercover SackPardew people. Thats it make the stewarts the escape goats again. Escape goats?? That's gone over your head by quite a range

Kept looking out for it, but no. Imagine they were waiting till they were winning.

'What did you have for breakfast Gus?' 'Ate nowt'

My reaction in SJP when Obertan scored http://i.imgur.com/Xa9ygHl.jpg

From BBC Sport GOAL Southampton 1-0 Sunderland - Santiago Vergini own goal (12 mins) Posted 15:12 I'm speechless. This is one of the great own goals of our time. Of all time. Southampton work the ball towards the Sunderland goal, but there appears little danger until Black Cats defender Santiago Vergini inexplicably volleys the ball, 18 yards out, past his own keeper and into the bottom corner. What a strike. What was he doing? You're kicking the wrong way, Santiago.

From a mate in the ground. Also reckons it'll be a 4pm kick off. http://i.imgur.com/nCNCMBc.jpg

My metro was massively delayed as well, so this has worked out canny. Just need to go in to work two hours late tomorrow an all and everything's sorted.

OK, no-one allowed in. Also when I see my dad in the ground I have to ask him how long he put the meter on for when he parked the car, if you're interested.

My mum says 'Joined allowed in' so use your estimate of her inability to use predictive text to work out what the fuck that means.

Text from my mum at the ground 'Police have just been round and told us there will be a delay'