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They're both messed up in the head, keep doing things to spite and antagonise the fans as if they don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about them, but then simultaneously come out with elaborate propaganda and lies to try and save face.

We'll probably end up with Eclipse.

West Ham 2003 iirc? Released him from the squad that year. He was 37 like and his next move was to go have trials with Oldham and Wycombe.

Or whatever Hughton got sacked for. What was that again? Getting beat by West Brom while 11th in the league?

Piers Morgan, voice of reason!

Actually ended up with one of those 'What's the point in sacking him' types basically saying that after being argued into a corner about it. Apparently it's entirely the players and owner that dictate how well a team does. Eventually he refused to answer the question of "Can a good manager do better with a bad team than a bad manager?" and repeatedly responded with another question.

From the angry sarcastic clap towards the away end I guess it'll be the fans again.

This ref looks like he's straight out of Eurovision.

"HOPELESS" in the background there.

Stoke fans asking for Mike Ashley's autograph

Further discussion of doctors' plans to kill us all with chemotherapy and keep the real cure for cancer secret can be continued here http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76773.msg5169391.html#msg5169391 Keep it out of this thread from now on please.

Former Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan denies killing rapper friend Castro in human sacrifice ritual http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/former-sunderland-striker-asamoah-gyan-4317996#ixzz3EGRKSziW

Use match thread now please. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95978.0.html

Shows how much attention people have been paying to this fixture that this thread has had the wrong kick-off time for four days and no-one's noticed.

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Mariappa, McCarthy, Hangeland, Fryers, Zaha, Guedioura, Williams, Bannan, Doyle, Gayle. Subs: Price, Ward, Ramage, Kelly, Kaikai, Gray, Johnson. NUFC: Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett, Abeid, Colback; Obertan, Armstrong, Ameobi, Riviere Subs: Alnwick, Haidara, Anita, Sissoko, Cabella, Ferreyra, Perez Referee: Robert Madley (West Yorkshire) Attendance: - Final score: 2-3 25' Gayle (Pen) 36' Riviere 48' Riviere (Pen) 90'(+2) Kaikai 112' Dummett Booked: Haidara, Abeid, Elliot Sent off: Abeid Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: None. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Sounds like this kind of email forward nonsense. http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/cancerupdate.asp People have died from trying to self medicate cancer with Cesium. There is no scientific evidence it works and it can cause issues with heart rhythm, seizures, loss of consciousness, and electrolyte imbalances. Here's a more thorough debunking of some of this type of pseudo-scientific woo, including the magical alkaline system shite. http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/no-johns-hopkins-did-not-release-update-revealing-truth-about-cancer http://scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.org/2014/03/24/dont-believe-the-hype-10-persistent-cancer-myths-debunked/#acidic-diets Of course no evidence is good enough, because any findings from actual medical professionals must be a secret plot by Big Pharma and the NWO. The only people worth listening to is someone with a blog, a Diploma of Healology from Professor Moonseed's College of Wellness and a warehouse full of snake oil they want to shift.

Apparently so. Knowing us we'll rest the players with the 'virus' and not bother trying to kill the game with subs in the hope of concentrating on the league, end up playing extra time and penalties as a result and have everyone knackered for next week.

http://i.imgur.com/wOcvnLS.png

Don't be silly, the club crunched the numbers and proved that if you try in the cup you get relegated.

He had as much heat as we could throw at him after the Keegan sacking, he's still here. It's important to focus efforts on Pardew because he's in the middle of relegating us and we have a real chance of forcing him out. Focusing on Ashley when he's not going anywhere (and even if he wanted to, he can't until there's a buyer) is moronic and suicidal.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-programme-printing-blunder-7810388 Sigh

Where did this stat come from? I've been trying to track it down without success. BBC's Dan Walker Doesn't really explain his workings, ie what counts as 'recent'.