BlueStar

Needs to be in a Robocop style film. Part man, part chair, all nonce.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/crime/web-pervert-snared-by-mum-posing-as-underage-girl-1-6439828

Of course they are, Leeds/Pompey /world class balance sheets etc. We need some songs about the balance sheet. Unlike some other teams We live within our means Newcastle! Woooah Newcastle! Woooah!

Yep, no further action http://www.itv.com/sport/football/article/2014-02-14/on-loan-newcastle-forward-loic-remy-faces-no-further-action-over-rape-allegations/

Did you just have a stroke?

Can't see where our next goal is coming from, so can't see anything other than a draw or defeat.

So last home games have been what, 1-0, 2-0, 3-0, 4-0. 5-0 surrender against Villa then? Two guys next to me didn't come back after half time.

Radio Newcastle "So, where do Sunderland go from here?" "Home."

"Wasn't me"

Send him Sesame Street and help him learn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIEHN6somus

I brought him in and benched the twat

Joe's probably woken up from his latest bender thinking he works for us, looking at headlines and thinking "Cor, all these papers say I reign as director of football at Newcastle, that's going in the next book."

Since Ashley took over, how many times have we been past the fourth round of any domestic cup competition? How far back in Newcastle's history do you have to go to find that many consecutive seasons of not getting past that stage in those competitions? How many FA Cup games has Alan Pardew, the second longest serving Premier League manager, won with Newcastle United? Which would be encouraging for the future and imply that would be a good competition for us to try and excel in, if we hadn't since decided we don't want to compete in it. Oh our recent record is crap, but it's more the rule than the exception over our recent (40-odd years) history. Thing is though, even if you support a crap team (which we have done for long periods of our recent history) you're at least usually watching your team try and do something. Even if you're not challenging for the title or getting into cup finals, you're trying to avoid a real threat of relegation to stay in a league where you're maybe punching above your weight, or you're trying to get promoted, or trying to get into the play-offs, or trying to establish yourself in a league, or trying to have a cup run up to a round where you might not have previously expected to get to. And watching your club trying to do something is entertaining, you can succeed or fail, every game you play makes a difference to how likely you are to achieve your goal, and then you can get the wireless out and see how your rivals for that goal did, and go to the pub and argue about if you're going to do it or not. That's what we're lacking at the moment, people aren't pig sick because we've not won trophies, they're pig sick because we don't have any goals, targets or ambitions to support the club on the way to.

Since Ashley took over, how many times have we been past the fourth round of any domestic cup competition? How far back in Newcastle's history do you have to go to find that many consecutive seasons of not getting past that stage in those competitions? How many FA Cup games has Alan Pardew, the second longest serving Premier League manager, won with Newcastle United? Which would be encouraging for the future and imply that would be a good competition for us to try and excel in, if we hadn't since decided we don't want to compete in it.

Maybe I'm being harsh on him and he's being serious after all. http://i.imgur.com/jIg7Uqf.jpg

What a heap of s****, we haven't won a trophy for 45 years and it's all Pardew's fault. The issue isn't not winning trophies, it's not trying to win trophies. We try, we put 11 men on the pitch, we're just shit at it. We don't put our best 11 on the pitch in competitions where we can win trophies. The club has openly admitted we don't consider cups a priority and use them to rest first team players and give fringe players match practice. That's not trying to win a trophy. Pardew has claimed the top of the league for Newcastle is now eighth, excluding us from European competitions where we could try and win a trophy, after previously talking about how grateful he was we weren't in Europe any more. That's not trying to win a trophy either. Is that all you need to do to show ambition to win something? Field a full team of humans?

What a heap of shite, we haven't won a trophy for 45 years and it's all Pardew's fault. The issue isn't not winning trophies, it's not trying to win trophies.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/alan-pardew-insults-newcastle-fans-talk-trophies/

If he's missing the Man U game that's a hell of a lengthy ban.

The equaliser turned the guy on Fergie's right into Jonathan King.

Not that it makes any difference but that happens every corner, there'd be 3 or 4 pens every game if you give them. Oh good. Gosling.

I think you know the answer to that one. I do, just I'm stupid and I might just stay up until I'm way to drunk lucky I moved to Japan so I can just hide in the snow Watch tentacle porn instead, can't be any worse.

padrew why

5-1 but a Dummet goal so we can sing "He scored a goal at Stamford Bridge, I was there - Paul Dummet" Best we can hope for.