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Thank god we got rid of the poisonous and disruptive influence of that awful Ben Arfa so the team can settle and concentrate on the game.

Southampton have a great record down there against us like. Even when we were brilliant I used to sit on a coach for 7 hours, watch Le Tissier beat us with a last minute winner again and then get back on the fucking bus. Of course we could be playing down the road in Hartlepool and still be getting turned over at the moment.

Howay lads. Or don't, whatever, who cares.

Transferred in Demichellis and Wiltshire, which is canny. Thought Costa seemed a doubt so went for fucking Flacao with the intention of swapping back when fit so lets hope that doesn't bite me in the arse.

So that's the Journal, Chronicle, Sunday Sun, Sunday Express and the Telegraph. Any I'm missing?

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140912/club-statement-daily-telegraph_2281670_4138864

Mike Ashley having a go at anyone for damaging Newcastle United.

It's like trying to decipher an ancient text reading a Ryder article, I presume he means strived? Or we've thrived and replaced them with better players?

"Falcao didn't look good in training and was carrying a bit of weight, I've put him in the reserves for now."

I fail to see the issue.

I hate Alan Pardew and Mike Ashley so much that it's made me racist against white people.

You mean he's going to get his squeegie out?

What they saying? To be fair, not a word of support in that thread. But there's at least 2 or 3 on the subreddit who are willing to spend hours poring over stats to try and demonstrate that Pardew isn't that bad, so I'd imagine they'd be willing to take a few minutes pop over and show what a unique and special little snowflake they are by going against popular opinion. But not actually explain why, because their arguments would get expertly demolished on here.

Expected a handful of stay votes to appear when I saw a screenshot of the poll had been posted on Reddit.

Well, this is the biggest poll cock you'll have seen on here, so it seems a bit picky to complain about the lack of bollocks.

I'd love to give Ketsbia a go, fuck it. Most of the known quantities we'd end up with aren't a particularly exciting known quantity so let's roll the dice.

I'd echo this too. Same here. I agree. Come out of the workwork you hypothetical twat, so we can tell you you're entitled to your wrong opinion!

have a f***ing word man Too right, its quotes like this that give us a bad name, I couldn't give a shit where the next manager is from as long as his credentials are up to it Geordies hate cockneys man, remember how much we hated Rob Lee, Les Ferdinand, Warren Barton...

Obviously thinks he's gone as far as he can as Mario Balotelli's life coach.

Make your first img tag like this [img height=600] And change that 600 to however many pixels high you'd like it.

I'm sure Hatem Ben Arfa chants against Hull will cause red hot outrage amongst some pillocks about chanting for the other side's player rather than ours.

We could write one word each like those stories you used to do when you were kids. I'll start. Dear...

Even if it was a limited manager who was a nice bloke with a good attitude like Hughton, it would be preferable to a shit manager with a horrible attitude, horrible record, horrible everything.