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His spell checker obviously doesn't pick up tripe, otherwise all his articles would be highlighted in red.

Ryder man, 95% of the words in the article were written by Ben Arfa and you still sneak in a fuck up

This season http://www.nufc.com/2014-15html/fixtures.html Last season http://www.nufc.com/html/2013-14html/fixtures.html

Wildcarded. Brought in all the kneejerk buys who've done well over the first 3 weeks and that are going up in value all the time. Will leave them to earn me some money over the international break and then reassess.

It would be quite easy to claim you hit a head that size by accident. "I decided to stay at home and rebuild my wall instead of going to the match and I was aiming for my skip"

Quick Reddit fuckwits and Chronicle commenters, find some photos of MYM looking fat.

Imagine Pardew loves seeing players trying flash shit like that, probably took his shirt number off him before he hit the ground

Means they couldn't get Boroni back on loan, as you're not allowed to loan two players from the same club.

Anyone getting site security certificate warnings when trying to log on today?

Worst thing he did today was being sent with a through ball down the right wing, could have sprinted forward but decided he couldn't be arsed and pretended to be pulled back.

Cabella man you lazy prick.

Ronaldo Aarons. Made a difference every time he's been in pitch for us like, the lad's going places.

It's OK, if he goes to Chelsea we can just loan him again.

Don't sing them fast Really, really fast When you sing our songs across the land Cos when you sing them fast Really, really fast It makes them fucking hard to understand

Full article - http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140829/united-unveil-alder-sweeney-memorial-garden_2281670_4106759 http://i.imgur.com/ogcy5eO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JbeLE3v.jpg http://i.imgur.com/TnIslKS.jpg

We'll strike fear into opponents, it'll be like the LotR "They have a cave troll" scene. "They have a ginger!"

Balls? Like, where their brain should be?

Picked because he plays for a fashionable club now http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/colback-in-england-squad.959634/page-27#post-18525922

That's pretty much it, isn't it. Zaha looked a good prospect at Palace, playing week in, week out and he never got a sniff. As soon as it looked like he was going to go and warm the bench at Man U he got called up. Same with Colback, never would have got in the team at Sunderland, as soon as he moves on to bigger and better things he's in the squad. Playing for a big club definitely helps your chances compared to players of a similar ability at small clubs. Wonder if this will get me on RTG.

When you guys are on about Pirlo, do you mean that guy they call the Bearded Colback?

Hodgson's ears are going if he can't hear someone shouting 'ginger paedo' properly.

A mackem called it a week ago Sadly I'm prepared to suggest that Colback will get into the next England squad v Norway, there will probably be many withdrawals and I think he'll be picked.

It's partly them being not great players not managed fantastically, but it's also obviously the Fergie factor. They don't feel invincible any more and, more importantly, teams aren't afraid of them any more. But they still want to beat Man United just as much as they did when they were top dogs. There's also loads of pressure on Di Maria to help turn their season around, especially with that price tag. He's a fantastic player but if he doesn't hit the ground running and adapt to the league quickly and people start to get on his back he could easily suffer a lack of confidence.

"it might mean we do need to get two or three goals so that's what our focus must be." Woah, woah Alan, let's try and score one first, dint gan crackers.