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What's with all the wankers in tweed jackets in the Pacific, one of them's already nearly been deservedly decked

Wonga clappers on every seat http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfYohdlCUAAVR2b.jpg

I think I'm over this horrific stomach bug. Only way to find out is breakfast round a mates house, full fry up and cans. Sounds like a sensible choice for my first solid food in a week.

Fucking slack jaws Is this Aguero injury gonna keep him out of the final then?

And that hasn't changed really for the best part of 60 years, so why it's so tragic now is beyond me. It has? As far as I'm aware, we haven't been past the fourth round of ANY domestic cup competition since Ashley took over. Pardew has won one FA cup game with Newcastle ever. When was the last time we went that long without even a cup jog, never mind a cup run?

Double Jeopardy means if you get tried for an assault on John Smith in the library, with the candlestick on the 12th of October and get found innocent, they can't put you on trial for the assault on John Smith in the library, with the candlestick on the 12th of October again. It doesn't mean if you get tried for the assault they can't try you for chinning him on a separate occasion, or chinning someone else entirely, just because you've already had a trial for assault. Although that would be pretty good

Will wear number 18.

Turned out ok... http://espnfc.com/stats/scorers/_/league/ita.1/italian-serie-a?cc=5739 Wow, a whole 8 year wait for that. You have the patients of a ninja. A ninja doctor?

Lee Ryder: Kinnear is on Tyneside and met De Jong and his agent last night #nufc

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9139833/ Feel free to tune in if you hate yourself.

I knew Cisse was using magic for that Chelsea shot!

Haven't watched too much of his stuff but it generally seems the formula is to take a particularly obvious and populist conclusion everyone has managed to reach by themselves (Ranger is a twat, JFK is thick as fuck, Ashley has no ambition) and just say it REALLY LOUDLY AND REPEATEDLY AND ANGRILY AND SWEARILY, like you've been cast in a 90s Adam Sandler film, then receive adulation for it?

We're gonna lose this now, aren't we. 6 mins added time.

Six games worth of bans for the sake of that man, fucking hell.

Johnson sent off too

Norwich fans booing, singing "What the fucking hell was that" and having touchline slagging matches with their own players.

Snodgrass arguing with his own fans

I think Sammy is doing good at football.

Use match thread now please, gentlemen http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95040.0.html

Wonder how long someone's been saving that up for

Norwich City: Ruddy; Martin, R Bennett, Bassong ©, Olsson; Snodgrass, Fer, Johnson, Pilkington; van Wolfswinkel, Hooper Subs: Bunn, Whittaker, Elmander, Garrido, Becchio, Redmond, Tettey NUFC: Krul; Debuchy, S.Taylor, Williamson, Santon; Tiote ©, Sissoko, Anita; Ben Arfa, Remy, Sammy Ameobi Subs: Elliot, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara, Dummett, Gosling, Shola Ameobi, Armstrong Referee: Chris Foy Attendance: 26,752 Final Score: 0-0 Booked: Sissoko Fer Sent off: Remy Johnson Post match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95040.msg4842571.html#msg4842571 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: None. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Lol select players based on their personality I didn't say he should be selected because of it, I just find it pretty hard to rage about it when he's been put on the pitch.

Fuck it, I like Sammy playing because he's one of the few footballers who doesn't come across as a cunt.

And you can tell everybody We loaned De Jong He might look quite simple but Something about Shane Long Sorry, I've lost where I'm going with this.

I've seen photos of crowd banners and cup final buses where it was spelled "Haway" or "Hawway" and I've got an 80s scarf where it's spelled "Ha'way". The whole howay is Geordie and haway is mackem thing is pretty recent I reckon. Our "Howay the Lads" sign in the tunnel and Sunderland's "Haway the Lads" spelled out on their seats is probably what solidified it.