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Scope for chants. Ayew, get off of my cloud?

Colback was a decent contender for motm for us to be fair, and I've been calling him a cunt.

Zero shots on target pretty much sums it up, some good build up play (if a little laborious at times when we needed to break) but never really thought we would actually bury it. Didn't even start to rise out my seat when it fell to Sissoko because I knew what was coming. Young lads looked good, Aaron can't half jump like (/stereotype). Also, what's the fucking point of the magic spray if you just ignore people stepping over it, howay

Neon boots don't go with this strip, every one of our lot wearing them anyway.

NUFC: Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini, Dummett, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Cabella, Gouffran, Riviere. Subs: Elliot, Haidara, S.Taylor, Abeid, Obertan, Aarons, Perez. MCFC: Hart, Clichy, Kompany ©, Demichelis, Kolarov, Fernando, Toure, Nasri, Silva, Jovetic, Dzeko. Subs: Caballero, Boyata, Zabaleta, Milner, Fernandinho, Navas, Aguero. Referee: Martin Atkinson (Leeds). Attendance: 50,816. Final Score: 0 - 2 '38 - Silva '90 - Aguero Booked: Janmaat Kolorov Fernando Kompany Demichelis Silva Sent off: - Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95641.msg5154458.html#msg5154458 Television coverage: Sky Sports 1 Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Quinn and Souness, fucking hell, the holy water must be boiling in the St James' Park chapel the whole time they're there.

35 points with Lovren, Jovetic and Fabregas to play, pretty standard.

One of my mates has used his wildcard

Food poisoning hits the squad at the last minute. Ben Arfa, having not been invited to lunch, is spared and has to lead a motley crew of youth teamers to an unlikely victory, bagging a hatrick with a crimson Pardew screaming at him to track back the entire time. Pardew grabs him by the collar as he comes off the pitch, but Shearer runs from the back and clocks Pards with a chair. Metal remix of Local Hero reverberates around the stadium.

It's OK, he's at Man U

I blame you!

Tried to transfer in Alex Bruce, accidentally chose Steve instead. Too late to change it.

Swapped in Davies. I'm coming for you if Dawson plays and scores an unlikely screamer

Hm, you may be right. Guardian squad sheets have him as a probable starter like.

Mate of mine was extolling its virtues at the start of last season, reckoned it was well worth it if you had a night out in a bar that took it. Read this post first and thought you meant your season ticket

Right, done some more tinkering. Will be all out the window and wildcarded within two weeks I'm sure. http://i.imgur.com/Z0DNbRp.jpg

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LIONS LIVE ON PLAINS AND SAVANNAS NOT IN JUNGLES MICHAEL YOU UTTER FUCKWIT, NOW I HATE YOU EVEN MORE.

Only just spotted Liverpool's third kit in that PL guide pamphlet, dafuq? height=500http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2pWn8bTO3WY/U7qOS_upUuI/AAAAAAAAS-A/sRfdkoGWspQ/s1600/Liverpool-14-15-Third-Kit+(1).jpg[/img]

Where's this from? Would it be better if the rhorts n socks colour were alternated? Like one green sock and one blue sock?

"What's your name?" "Edward." "Edward what?" "Edward..." *eyes quickly dart around room and then down to chest* "... shirt. Edward Shirt."

Was reportedly 'interested' last time round. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-alan-pardew-interested-crystal-2657026

Sorry, forgot he was only a kid. What a little fucking cunt of a kid.

Just came here to post that, what a little fucking cunt.

Same colour scheme as the shirt we had just to play Sheff Wed in http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/shirts/14/newcastle-united-third-football-shirt-1993-1995-s_2643_1.jpg