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Never mind that, how much profit could we make on him?

that is the kind of strike i like to see

Nope, I noticed it as well. 12 of us in the house went mental. Then they showed the England players not celebrating, and there was a moment of 'Wait, what...' Then the goal graphic, celebration again. Then the replay started, 'yes, we're gonna see it again' and this time it didn't go in

http://i.imgur.com/ZDGjbt7.jpg?1

Had 2 quid on Oscar last scorer at 8-1.

Better keep Brazil winning, quell those riots, less videos of people being held down and pepper sprayed in the eyes. WWE is more realistic.

Drawn Nigeria in a sweepstake. There's also a prize for most goals conceded in the group stage, so let's hope he gets sent off.

Question from a mate I'm sure someone will be able to answer

Coming to Mike Ashley's Newcastle for the money

He might get pissed and crash a limo into a tree, think that's about as close as he'll get.

So it's her fault, lazy bitch.

Theirs is realistic, it's Japan. They had SNES games being delivered by satellite in 1995.

A lot of the commentary pointing out how bent this was focuses on the fact Qatar is completely incapable of hosting the event, has a climate which is on the gas mark scale and builds stadiums by throwing corpses at them until they're done, but let's not forget they fought off rival bids from the likes of Japan, whose proposals included projecting 3D holograms of the games onto pitches in stadiums around the world using fucking magic

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2014/06/08/4868610/nicollin-happy-cabella-didnt-join-newcastle

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9339722/davide-santon-expects-newcastle-stay-despite-interest-from-ac-milan-and-roma

Sepptic Blatter Infection

Tex-Mex sharing Blatter for two-three people with a choice of dip.

Positive Mental Blattertude.

Blatteral Thinking

Here's your crown, King Nothing.

That trollface. I reckon the hand on the shoulder is actually the left one, worming its way around behind his back like Mr Tickle.

FTFY

Nothing Really Blatters

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/382266/Sunderland-free-agent-Jack-Colback-set-to-join-arch-rivals-Newcastle Wow, thanks.

Goal of the Season winner http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140602/and-the-winner-is_2281670_3875843 For a goal in, uh, an Under-21s match.