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This is my prediction for the match.

Lad I go to the match with is livid because he reckons he's discovered everyone sitting next to him is paying £170 less for their season ticket than he is. Does that sound possible? Guess if you're on the 10 year price freeze and then they start doing deals or whatever for other people, though tits? He's furious like, he's refusing to go tonight or again until they respond and refund him the difference and change next year's to the same price or cancel his membership.

Sundo Relegato, Mr Poyoto? They should nickname Bardo 'Brigitte'

Looks like they can't borrow Borro any more http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/9231224/transfer-news-fabio-borini-set-to-return-to-liverpool-this-summer

Pardew wouldn't play him man.

Don't worry, we get mentioned in the headline, the caption, the subheading and then about every other sentence in the Mirror. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ex-newcastle-united-striker-nile-ranger-3274951

Fixed yo posto Ah, besto.

Keeps us top.

88 so far. Oscar is my only player not playing twice and 4 of my players haven't played at all yet.

Terry talking to the ref before he gave the card probably did it. "It was one of them dusky lads, send 'im off. Watch out, they're sneaky."

Webb bottles big decisions. Since he was a world cup ref he's never given a pen in the last 15 minutes.

When did Armstrong become Amish?

Get in Hawkeye, say hi to Radar and Henry.

http://i.imgur.com/CtSPYN2.png

Or we could look at it another way, he's injured his calf and can't play for a while.

Funnily enough, often the same people who are convinced their hooligan element is harder than ours.

Also consider that a 'long ball' up to advanced attacking players streaming forwards on the counter-attack against a stretched defence to create a goal-scoring chance is registered the same as a long ball aimlessly punted up the pitch to waiting defenders after tapping it about in your own half for five minutes and running out of ideas. There's more to a long ball game than just the length of the passes.

Surely a percentage would be a better indicator? We've played the same amount of long balls as Man City, but they've played 135 more short passes than us. By these stats you can make yourself less of a 'long ball team' just by hardly ever having possession to make a pass, long or short, in the first place.

He finds out tomorrow according to the Chronicle Alan Pardew will learn his FA fate tomorrow http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-learn-fa-fate-6794519

Thought you were going to ask how stupid he was to bet on us

Thought ball numbers are alphabetical?

Is it Bolton who call the mackems "Deluded FC" on their board? Love this pretence they keep up that they're some of the most respected fans in the country and everyone else hates the mags just as much as they do.

Yep. You can never have more than two free ones though.

Any timeframe for when they decide? Is this going to be like the Anelka thing where they dick about for ages? Just roll some dice, ban the twat for that many games and get it over with.

Everton will now be played 7:45pm, Tuesday March 25th. Cheers for the updates in the thread by the way Magpie, subscribed to email alerts from it to try and keep up to date.