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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sunderland-v-newcastle-wear-tyne-derby-5866952?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Seeing as it's a surprise to exactly no-one, why did it take so long to change it?

One of the guys in court after the derby disorder 11. Sam Miller, 19, of Blue Bell Way, South Shields. Accused of holding a large piece of wood. Withheld his plea.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/england/10295259/England-full-back-Kyle-Walker-apologises-for-breathing-nitrous-oxide-through-a-balloon.html Should have just said NO2 it.

Thing is, ever flicker of glee at this guy exposing himself as a complete buffoon is tempered by the fact this knuggle-dragger managed to easily outmanouver the guy we have in charge of our lot. The stupider he looks, the worse it reflects on Pardew.

Freddy seemed to at least somewhat care what the fans thought of him, if only for his own ego, which meant supporter dissent had some chance of influence. Ashley doesn't give a fuck.

"I can't help it, I'm a racist" sounds like a number from some satirical broadway show in the vein of Avenue Q or The Book Of Mormon.

I think I've just discovered I'm colourblind.

Ben Arfa appears 'frustrating' sometimes because he's actually willing to push forward, try and beat men and put a ball in or have a dig rather than take the safe option of passing sideways or backwards. We need at least some players willing to risk failure.

The idea of getting relegated at Anfield on the last day

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Should have done a swap deal with Everton for Coleman etc etc

Good player for us and model pro who'd walk into our current team. Though I do remember him sometimes getting a bit of lighthearted stick at the time. One away game in particular "Ah, Beresford, man!" became a kind of running gag catchphrase, epseically after a guy who'd been moaning about Beresford most of the game shouted it after Barton lost the ball (any error thereafter by any player being greeted with "Howay man Beresford, not again!"). Don't think anyone actually thought he wasn't a good player, just in a very strong squad he had a reputation for dropping the odd clanger amongst some people.

The best thing about this transfer window is that we were too incompetent to sell the player we were trying to cash in on. Amazing, really.

Every time I read that statement I expect it to end "And Mike Ashley is cooler than me and he can have all my sweets. Signed Alan Pardew, real signature not faked, if destroyed still true."

JFK last month "We're fighting hard. There's two or three of us who all seem to be wrapped around the same players and as I said to Mike [Ashley] this is a serious battle that we need to win." Pardew last month "“I’m pushing Joe to get a transfer in. We need a boost now. ” Suddenly today "It's fine, we don't need any players, we bought who we needed in January, shut up."

So why did we need a gameplan when we didn't need to sign anyone? Why did we need to hire JFK to handle transfers when we'd already made our transfers 8 months ago?

Suggestion of a sit-in after the Hull game gaining momentum on twitter.

You get another wildcard in Jan anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/CyyT8ii.png Dunno if I'm relying too heavily on Arsenal and Chelsea, but that seems to be where the value is Might tinker when I've earned a bit of money by having the obvious ones in until Friday.

Ukranian rumour source is this guy http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/allo-allo-ashley-to-sell-newcastle-to-his-ukrainian-double/

http://i.imgur.com/yf78omu.jpg Spent less than Whitley Bay

Quite concerning how everyone else has strengthened.

So could have just fucking played against City and West Ham then.

There was an official one last season, but it seems to have vanished this season. Fantasy Football Buddy is an unofficial android one that seems to do the trick.

Who was? As far as i'm concerned Van Persie was but it seems quite a debatable subject. But Van Persie is 30. They can get another 6 years of play time and shirt sales out of Bale, so he's worth more even if he's not a better player.