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Yeah, it's not Loser Sports or some Micky Mouse operation like that.

Well it's worked for them, they've DDOS'd their own site

And accidentally scores a hatrick

Maybe he can come in and tell us what we did in a past life to be bought by Mike Ashley.

Every time they cut to Pochettino he looks like Danny Dyer today.

BBC 606 ‏@bbc606 11m A lot of empty seats at the Stadium of Light this afternoon - what do you think is main reason for this? #SAFC #FACUP

There aren't any, hence "Journal claims". Similar story being reported by other outlets though.

National mockery As if the nation cares who wins between Newcastle and Sunderland, ask a fan of any other premier league team what the last three results have been and they couldn't tell you.

Some of the lack of anger is due to the fact it doesn't matter how angry the fans are, he'll only go when he pisses off Ashley.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/loic-remy-newcastle-united-move-6712925?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Apparently we're seeking to tie up a permanent deal but face competition from 7 other clubs. So unless they're all Fulham that's the end of tthat.

My mum asked me before the Spurs match why the mackems were singing "Cheesy chips and a Milky Way" last week.

You could normally go, well, no quotes, it's just speculation, but it's fucking Pardew.

They're taking this to Wembley, that'll show us

Needs to be in a Robocop style film. Part man, part chair, all nonce.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/crime/web-pervert-snared-by-mum-posing-as-underage-girl-1-6439828

Of course they are, Leeds/Pompey /world class balance sheets etc. We need some songs about the balance sheet. Unlike some other teams We live within our means Newcastle! Woooah Newcastle! Woooah!

Yep, no further action http://www.itv.com/sport/football/article/2014-02-14/on-loan-newcastle-forward-loic-remy-faces-no-further-action-over-rape-allegations/

Did you just have a stroke?

Can't see where our next goal is coming from, so can't see anything other than a draw or defeat.

So last home games have been what, 1-0, 2-0, 3-0, 4-0. 5-0 surrender against Villa then? Two guys next to me didn't come back after half time.

Radio Newcastle "So, where do Sunderland go from here?" "Home."

"Wasn't me"

Send him Sesame Street and help him learn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIEHN6somus

I brought him in and benched the twat