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"Popcorn's done, chuck it on then Alan." http://i.imgur.com/zYxdqQ6.jpg

Louis Theroux needs to do a documentary on professional transfer deadline background wankers. What childhood trauma inspires people to get up in the morning and and head out to shuffle around gawping outside a training ground trying to stay in shot?

Newcastle boss Pardew prepared for late bid for Yohan Cabaye http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-boss-pardew-prepared-late-5826796?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter http://i.imgur.com/ivgi13l.png

Kinnear should never have sold him.

Hope he steps on a plug.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/8901005/ Dunno what's gone wrong with their first sentence, had to read it about three times.

New article just put on the Chronic. New quotes, or were these from yesterday? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/alan-pardew-no-idea-yohan-5823915?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Only just heard about him suspending Bardsley for laughing about their opening day defeat on Instagram

Wonder how that guy with the Di Canio tattoo's feeling

He's going to live on that for a long time. May mean that they stick with him for a fatally long time.

Bwahahahahahaha

Looking fucking woeful at the moment, Palace should be a couple up.

Well they're directly quoting his agent. Of course if you believe what player's agents say is another thing entirely.

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/79102/transfer-talk-several-clubs-interested-in-newcastle-striker

Expecting the usual Pardewous ramblings, but we'll see.

@SkySportsNews Alan Pardew expects Yohan Cabaye to return to Newcastle team for Saturday's game against Fulham #SSN

Well something needs to happen because at the moment we don't have the benefit of him playing for us and we don't have the cash and freed up wages we'd get from a transfer either.

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Worst analogy ever. Not really. You know before you enquire what you think the thing is worth, and what you're prepared to pay, which is exactly the same as the situation Arsenal are in. The car doesn't have to make a decision on if it would prefer you to drive it or someone else.

A club actually listening to and engaging with the fans, wow http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/8891656/

Elmander. He evolves into Elmeleon and then Elizard.

Alan Pardew feeling proud of response to West Ham's stifling tactics http://bit.ly/15bNvjZ

I'm paraphrasing, he said "We can't compete with their squad, it's impossible."

Of course he is, there's his excuse for when we play Cardiff.

He said Man City were invincible, Cardiff have just shown they're vincible. It's not a surprise his quotes and attitude is being brought up again.