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Man U's bench, according to my android app http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/667/img1186x.jpg

Thing is, I said the other day that a Bent injury might be good for them because it's the only way Bruce will experiment outside of his horrible flood-the-midfield-with-shit 4-5-1.

Front of The Sun this morning "Wenger's secret mistress." Good timing, thank you gutter press!

Don't be silly, DVD's out Monday man! will Nigel sell it? Who's Nigel? ?

Glad that didn't happen before Sunday.

Y'know, to be fair, the only mackem I actually know (aside from an old gadgie in the pub whose claim to not follow football any more because it was all too focused on money coincided with their record breaking relegation season, and who seemed to have his interest piqued again when we went down) is the absolute antithesis of Ready To Go. Dunno if its because he's the only mackem in a huge group of mags, because he's pretty much never set foot in Sunderland or because he's more interested in comics that football, but he never gloated when we went down, after their last victory the extent of his celebration a facebook status saying something like "Phew, we always win 2-1. Well, not always", he wasn't giving it large beforehand about how we were going to get twatted and after initially being pleased with Bruce for holding his hands up and apologising he now thinks he's being a proper twat about the PA guy. Still gave him a bit of shit like, set the poker timer to play the commentary from Kev's goal last night and we gave him a rendition of "Fuck off to Pennywell" when his taxi came but it's hard to give him shit when he just takes it on the chin. Maybe I could set him up as some kind of councillor, you know like how recovered gang members or alcoholics hold sessions for people? "You too can learn how to be a mackem and not an utter cunt with my 12 step programme. If I can do it, you can too."

This can be seen on Smb as they have returned to celebrating 1-9 win from prehistoric times. Awesome, that means we can celebrate winning the league that year. Chaaaamppppiiooonneeeesssss chaaaamppppiiooonneeeesssss, oh-ay oh-ay oh-ay! Thought we'd never won fuck all? Oh, wait, now I see, the double negative is intentional.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6063/bravoident9147233.gif

Thought we told him to cheer up? Did he not get the message, bulbous faced little twat? If you want to talk etiquette, how about the fact that when we lost at the Stadium of Light the stewards were too busy jumping up and down and celebrating to stop hoards of mutants committing their weekly pitch invasion? Glad it sounds like we'll be going into the next derby the same as the last, with the mackems absolutely convinced they've got us outclassed in every department.

shola would have had 2 hat tricks by now He really likes hats like.

Poor bastards, what happened to just hitting them with a ruler or something?

Not just me then? DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

Dunno, they bought that Moroccan lad in the transfer window though.

On the plus side, they were poor and needed a late goal against the worst team in the league last week. Unfortunately Wenger seemed pretty pissed off about that and he's warned them against 'complacency', so I don't think we can rely on them being as lacklustre against us unfortunately.

Right, done some tinkering Nolan Goal Message Alert ('And it's Nolan! He's got his hat-trick! FIVE nil!') http://www.mediafire.com/?nsojicczz8cmil3 Nolan Duck Sauce Message Alert ('Kevin Nolan') http://www.mediafire.com/?1ipak1ayixz1n0u Nolan Duck Sauce Message Alert Extended ('Kevin Nolan - doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo') http://www.mediafire.com/?gtp2bqwmhcpavgk Nolan Duck Sauce Ringtone (Loopable) http://www.mediafire.com/?ufatv87rpictgo4

Y'know... We keep talking about how bent getting injured would fuck them. Be careful what you wish for, because it could actually save them. It would force Bruce to experiment with formations and maybe find something more reliable than this comfort zone 4-5-1 he's clinging onto for dear life, which at the moment gambles on Bent being on form and one of those hoofs coming off. Even when it's worked, it's looked less than convincing. Some of our best tactics and pairings have come from necessity, a line up we've gone for because of injuries or because of needing to tailor our squad around the best players we have available and then going "Wait a sec, we're onto something here." An out of form but fully fit Bent leading to the continuation of Bruce playing 5 in midfield, when his midfeild is pretty fucking gash and he should be playing as few of them as possible, with much of their talent on the bench because they don't fit in around the undroppable one, could be preferable to a spell on the sidelines for Mr Benty.

suderland ticket office? been changed today apparently. you couldnt make it up. ;D Well I'm not surprised, those numbers are now more offensive than a swastika after all. In Sunderland schools kids will probably be taught to count 2346789 from now on.

Looks like Ashley made that mug himself from modeling clay in art class

Does he think they'd do a better job on his guttering than they did on the pitch like?

Just like Sunderland's back four, amirite?

Made a mobile message alert. Sorry about the crackle, went through so much converting and chopping that I dunno where it came from. http://www.mediafire.com/?nsojicczz8cmil3

We went down, We came up, Mackems came, we fucked them up, With a nick-nack paddywack...

Walking into the ground being treated like they were paedophiles on their way into court probably didn't do much for their pre-match mindset

It's like the Poles, since the metro got extended to Sunderland they've been running through the tunnel barefoot every night in the hope of a better life.

Had to add this to complete the look. http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/504/raincloudsanimatedclipadb2.gif http://i53.tinypic.com/107ug5g.jpg