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We're not on Football First tonight unfortunately. We've been moved to GayTV at 2am. Seems like the spectacle of 11 male arseholes being raped is too much for Sky Sports.

Can't imagine so, all the mackems were gone with 20 mins left. Might be smashing their own bus stops later mind, like when we beat them 4-1

The crowd deserve some credit, being an away player at the start of the match must have been fucking terrifying. No wonder Bent bottled it and hid.

Just seen a lad in a toon shirt hoying in a drain at 5.30 in northumberland street. That's how good today has been.

By the way, the spot prize of 5 quid in my work prediction league was first team to get a red card in the prem this weekend, and even though we were a Sunday game, I picked the mackems.

They've conceded 8 goals in total before today.

What's the time in sunderland? 5 past Mignolet.

Hahahahahaha. They were so confident Highlights: Seeing the leazes going mental at half time doing the ameobi at the mackems. Then having a piss in the east stand, best atmosphere I've ever seen at a urinal. 3 mins from the end, addressing an empty away end "would the sunderland fans please stay in their seats after the final whistle'. Someone bump some of their threads about what BEnt's first tweet is gonna be after his hattrick and ask what it was. Also, great choice playing the monkees at the end, can't wait for the vitriol against Bruce.or 'that mag bastard' as he'll be tonight. Let's get fucking shitfaced!

Been in LYH about an hour, gonna be steaming by tonight like. Does this early kick off stuff really prevent disorder or just mean people are proper spackered by 6pm?

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I fancy Liam O'Brien over the wall.

It could help him do that beardsley rubber legged shimmy.

You seen the Gold forum on RTG? Some quality threads in there. Aye, they deserve commending for this like http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=489139 that sarnie looks fooking beutifull That is a good sarnie. Fair play to them (still a shit forum). Result, linked to it on Facebook asking for someone to make it for me, a mate says she'll make one and invite me and the lass over to eat it

Can we not just give him pain killing injections for this one game?

Keegan "Imagine if that decision had been given to Spurs at the other end" Haha, yeah, right

So have I got this right? Nani dives for a pen, and grabs the ball. Ref waves it away, doesn't book him for diving or for a deliberate handball - Gomes presumes it's a free kick and the ball must be out of play seeing as Nani's held the ball. Gomes puts the ball down, Nani makes a miracle recovery from writhing on the floor like he was going to die and runs over to the ball. Gomes asks the ref what's going on, the ref makes a vague gesture with his hands like "Go on". Gomes is like "What? Take the kick? He's standing next to the ball." Nani puts it in the net and celebrates. Linesman flags. Ref discusses it with the linesman, with Ferdinand about 6 inches from his face intimidating him, ref overrules the linesman and gives the goal.

Reminds me of someone who posted a screenshot to show off their wallpaper without realising one of the folders on their desktop was called "shemale vids"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11649831

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6475828,00.html

Why do I get the impression he's come to his conclusions based on looking at our top scorers rather than actually watching matches?

Agreed. Been hungover two days in a row, and had this headline and the Ince one to contend with on F365 upon logging in. Motherfuckers. Someone suggested the Hughton speculation came from people lumping bets on him to go after seeing headlines about the magpies looking for a new boss.

Sky Sports Premier League Preview http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6472803,00.html Make yer mind up

Hughton is out of his depth. You'll find I'm rarely wrong. :lol: You're always wrong! Talksport about to do an hour discussing the useless no mark now. Who would we realistically replace him with if we got rid who would give us a better chance?

I don't understand, what's going on? Who's supposed to want him out? The fans? Players? Ashley? Bookies? I feel like I've lost my mind somewhere here!