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skysports.com match report for last night Have I been living in a parallel world or something?

Not a fair reflection.

Added to that, a Carling Cup win would give us the great 'European nights' back Don't care how much of a mickey mouse cup it is, I'd go fucking mental. And I'd be singing 'You've never won fuck all" to everyone outside the current top four for 90 minutes of every match probably, had 20 years of having that sung at me.

Taken from the Sunday Sport, the paper which brought you "Statue of Elvis found on Mars" If you look at where the 'tattoo' is on his back and imagine him standing up straight it would be miles off centre. Look at how straight the text is, in spite of supposedly being on the curve of his back as he twists around.

Sorry, schoolboy error - Didn't check not worthy of a thread and thought I'd deleted it straight after posting before there'd be a reply.

Carte d'Or.

I could spend all night reading RTG if that happened. You'd spend all night waiting for the server to respond

Most recently reffed our Carling Cup win at Stamford Bridge, where luckily his daft pen gift to the home team didn't make a difference. Dowd seems to enjoy sending at least one manager to the stands if at all possible, imagine Bruce would be firm favourite for that this time.

They were kicking off that we were both the same odds to win the league not so long ago

Impossible, our entire team is shit and full of players they've never heard of and they're buying £13m Ballon d'Or nominees and don't even need to play them, we'll be lucky to keep it single figures. They're not even bothering to predict the result, just how many they'll win by and what Darren Bent's first victory tweet will be.

The Mail had an article on the game and said it was going to be a close match, some of them are going ape shit and saying the journalist must be a mag

Presume it's something to do with the accents of foreign journalists, barn door, Ballon d'Or, it's an easy mistake to make.

GEORDIE MAG SKUNK BARCODE BASTARD IN 'NEWCASTLE ARE BIG CLUB' GLOAT BRUCE OUT FTM 2-1 /rtg

I like the addition of Robert's little y-fronts at the bottom of the crest.

The horseys make me shit myself. The coppers have absolutely no control over them and they fling their legs out everywhere I can take the horses nee sweat, its the mental dogs I'm scared of. Last time we played at the stadium of light a mackem tried to run at us after we got off the metro before the match and was dragged to the deck by one of them, nearly tore his stripey charva jumper clean off

Mackems probably think he's gonna win one of these http://totalrentalofmolalla.com/myPictures/BALLOON%20ARCH2.jpg

Breaking news - Paul the Octopus dies peacefully in his sleep.

Hilarious considering their obsession with our attendances 20-odd years ago (which they consistently compare to our attendances now rather than the gates all the other clubs were getting at the time)

My, the mackems seem awful confident about this one.

That Nolan face is a smilie waiting to happen by the way.

Probably his bail conditions, has to wear a top with his prisoner number on it so they can just chuck him straight in a cell next time he decks someone.

Ranger's said several times how much he'd love to play against Arsenal at some point, with them being his boyhood team. Hopefully he'll be really up for this opportunity.

Yeah, it's an absolutely glass place to be You'd got to be a bit 'andy if it kicks off though.

You simply can't take that into account when passing a verdict though, you have to look at the case on an individual basis and simply at the evidence available. You can't base it on "Well he's a dodgy bloke so he probably did it" or "Well, you're a nice lad so we'll ignore that bit of evidence and assume you're innocent."