BlueStar

How on earth does 'Fabriiiiiiice Pancrate' rhyme with 'Love'? How do any of the songs sung to the tune of it rhyme with "Go west, life is peaceful there"? ? Well loads of football songs are based on it (ie Go West), none of which rhyme with the original lyrics is what I mean (Edit: so surely it shouldn't matter if words put into a song sounds like the words they're replacing as long as the right lines rhyme with each other and all fit.)

How on earth does 'Fabriiiiiiice Pancrate' rhyme with 'Love'? How do any of the songs sung to the tune of it rhyme with "Go west, life is peaceful there"?

Gerrard was diving all fucking match yesterday, and maybe he would have got that pen if he hadn't done his usual leaping up in the air and making a meal of it.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8177/captureuh.jpg

Some more stripey ones. I think it's more the actual cut than the design, just looks out-dated and like a pub strip. Everyone I've seen wearing one looks like they borrowed it off their dad and it doesn't quite fit. SC Paderborn 07 http://www.fietz-pb.de/SCPtrikot100.jpg Colchester United http://www.cufcmobiles.co.uk/web3g/img/gift/5051495099210.jpg Havnar Bóltfelag http://www.hb.fo/onlineupdate/my/file.php?/275/SteinfinnurChristianHogni-23112006.jpg Looking at the clubs Puma make kits for, aside from Lazio and Villareal I think it's fair to say we're hardly joining an elite club http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puma_AG#Clubs

This one's alright http://img.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/327/652452.jpg

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1724/capturecv.jpg

Probably decided not to renew when we were plummeting down the league as a laughing stock rather than just now.

Commentor sucking his fucking cock "OOOH, terrible refereeing" Followed by a replay showing he dived "Uh, on reflection... Yeah, but maybe the referee saw more of a dive than I did."

Fucking bobbins. Didn't hear the goal cos of the lasses hoover either, just saw the thread change.

It's something like this http://www.football-plays.com/images/formations/tandem_formation_green_block_large.gif

MAAAARRRLOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN http://www.colourplanet.cz/userfiles/image/Janis/marlon.jpg

Bellamy you fucking donut, there's my fantasy points for you assist out the fucking winda.

Suuuuper, Super Kev, Suuuuper, Super Kev, Suuuper, Super Kev, Super Kevin Nolan!

Is he the one with an over-involved parent always giving their tuppence worth to the papers?

How's it going for players who ended up not signing for Newcastle? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5763464,00.html

Possible - here's Simon Bird commenting on stuff written on Ready To Go, it's obvious journalists browse the forums http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/simon-bird/How-Darren-Bent-is-continuing-the-fight-against-the-disgraceful-racism-that-still-blights-our-game-article238661.html

I love that they replayed it

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Sat in the east stand for about 20 years now so it's the only place I know really. Surrounded by older folk so there's not much noise, aye, but it's a cracking view of the pitch.

N'Zogbia would have murdered this league, man.

Hughton hasn't got the testicular fortitude to do that. Luckily the fact we've lost most of the big egos means discipline under Hughton isn't as big a problem as it could have been.

Oh well, at least it sounds like he just twatted someone rather than glassed them.

James Beattie's had a pagga with Tony Pulis in the dressing room and missed training this morning.

There's Pancrate in your area, what are ya gonna do?