BlueStar

Was it "Goalkeeper! Where arrreee you??!"

Howay, don't think we can place that article in the toon-hating media conspiracy catagory

Paul Gascoigne's Poem To Sir Bobby Robson

Thought it was a bit strange that he'd go to Fulham, seeing as they won't be able to pay him anywhere near what we do - but just assumed he was willing to take a pay cut to play in the premier league, which is fair play, good on him really. Wouldn't be surprised if the wage ends up beign a stumbling block though/

On my fantasy bench with no chance of coming on as well, just to rub it in

About 20 seconds before the goal they showed him arms folded with a big smug grin as well, like he was the world's greatest master tactician cos he thought he was getting a point at Stamford Bridge.

I thought to be meterosexual you have to be a bit of a pretty boy and not a fucking troll?

Why on earth does he make himself these fucking ridiculous colours? He must wake up in the morning going "Hmm, I'm liking this tango orange but I think I'll take it more towards antique mahogany or distressed leather this season." http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00599/Phil_Brown_599310a.jpghttp://blogs.poz.com/shawn/upload/tropicthunderrd.jpg

Unfortunately we can't stuff £10 million in notes into a toon top and pair of tights and play it in defence, and we move slower in the transfer market than Geremi does on the pitch.

Any scorn in the press about those fickle Villa fans booing their team first game of the season and some calling for Martin O'Neill's head? You know, stuff like how they've got a vastly inflated opinion of their team, they're never happy, they boo and protest at the drop of a hat?

Be ironic if those thick cunts down the road sign Mensah.

Fucking dream goal, ole's leading up to it and, incredibly, Nolan fucking ran to create it.

Aston Villa under Martin O'Neil, Barclays Premiership - 35,568 Newcastle United, no manager, Coca Cola Championship - 36,944

what did he do different to what he does at the end of every home game ? Stayed out for ages and applauded every stand. Seemed to be making a point of it.

I feel like a battered wife.

Honestly? I thought that as well, although I was in an advanced state of refreshment at the time.

Also, he is a living human with two legs, something we're running low on at the club at the moment.

One of only three comments on the mirror article: 14/8/2009 16:35 BST Harnser wrote: This is utter garbage. Gunn has not been sacked, is in Exeter in charge of the squad, and will be Manager at Exeter tomorrow. Someone at "The Mirror" needs to find themselves a better source of gossip! Its not true and I think the story will be removed when the club or Gunn hears about it. 14/8/2009 16:38 BST Harnser wrote: I stand corrected-its true! Many apologies "Mirror". Bloody hell! Sorry, but couldn't believe it, no suggestion this was going to happen at all. Stunned. Ade Bothroyd please.

Just said he was set to take over but is now no longer in contention, same stuff we've already heard.

*tunes in*

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eincB7zlxeQ/R-e9FdZhp5I/AAAAAAAAAVM/WcvgHvSPMXE/s320/C_71_article_1024297_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg

Selling most of your already paper-thin squad for below market value and not replacing them isn't inevitable though. Well, it probably is for us, but not in general.

Especially if they're buying him with whatever huge amount of money City end up spunking on Lescott.

Bruce thinks Cattermole has a huge future in front of him "as long as he keeps his feet on the ground" - as opposed to flying through the air at chest height, presumably.