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For fuck's sake. ...Unless this is because we're about to accept a different bid.

Wow, what an accolade, ranks alongside being the best paraplegic juggler. Martins got the reputation of being able to score the odd wonder goal while squandering simple chances because that's what he's been doing this most of this season. Simples.

Stuart79 on nufcblog http://www.nufcblog.com/2009/07/27/what-does-asking-price-of-100m-for-newcastle-mean/ it was actually "Billy Bunter" who left that comment, Stuart79 only quoted him. Is Billy Bunter's "Our Donna" more or less reliable than Stuart79 do we think?

Starting with kinnear in charge is going into the season effectively managerless.

Cliche ridden. And where exactly did that cliche come from? Because as was pointed out even by managers who played him, he was a scorer of great goals and not a great goal scorer. He has a brilliant highlight reel but regularly failed to slot away the bread and butter chances that a striker needs to.

Oh no, I'd hate for the club to end up on he brink, I much prefer where we are now.

The one good thing about signing up to the three year sentence is that it was much easier to just let it tick over and not think about it than it would have been to actually fill in a form and put in my payment method.

There saying the same thing on F365. Link? Fuck it, I'm going to believe this one just because it's better than this perpetual state of nothingness. Plus any accouncement is just as likely to be "Can't sell the club, here's Joe Kinnear." so I'm not even really getting my hopes up.

"Sorry for the delay in your paycheques this month, they're on the table inside this lockable meeting room along with the forms you need to fill out to claim your belated Christmas bonus of a speedboat. Derek, go start the engine."

"Did anyone have trials as a kid?"

Hope he packs those boots that allow him to score a screamer once every ten games but fail to put away piss easy chances week in, week out.

Our new season's fucked even if we're sold now. Cheers Mike.

David, Craig coming on

Car crash.... Ashley... Hmm, I'll be right back.

Couldn't make it up.

I'm looking forward to getting pissed on a match day, standing in a stadium in some arsehole of a town and screaming shit at people in the home end. The actual football? No, not really.

Of course not. Roll the dice. This squad/owner/manager combo or one like it (minus the high wage earners) would struggle in the league but a 21st place finish would be a fucking diaster to the point where if we were able to make a banker of a 21st place finish we might as well gamble on going down and hope soemthing, anything happens.

Not even joking, a team including Robert Lee, Gazza, Jimmy Nail etc would do far better for us next season. Reckon we can convince many of them to hang around after this weekend and turn it into a charity season rather than just a charity match?

At least it might quell any thoughts Ashley may be having of hanging around for a season until our "invevitable" promotion so he can get more money for us as a Premiership Club.

Taylor's the most expensive defender, Harper the most expensive keeper, Martins the most expensive striker and Alan Smith is the most expensive midfielder.

Where's Ranger?

He's got to keep up this idea of being the "Big anhd foochin' aaahhhd, Steeve Geraacchd, Gerracchd."

Someone please have a word in Ashley's shell-like and point out to him that the value of the club going in one direction only and is going to continue that way for as long as he is the owner. If he doesn't like the offers made now, he's going to like the offers nezt week, next month or next season even less and there is no way he can do a chewing gum and string job to get us back up and push up the price. How no-one's pointed this out to him is baffling (the fact he hasn't realised it himself would be baffling, if it weren't for the fact he's proven himself to have less business sense than your average tramp). I can only assume he's surrounded by yes-men and people of a similar mental ability.

Seen a lass wearing it today, walking down barrack road.

Saw Sammy Ameobi on the metro just now, standing with some of his mates in a full NUFC tracksuit. Got off at Four Lane Ends.