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Not surprising considering I've seen a poster on RTG to say he'd rather see Newcastle go into adminstration than Sunderland win the Champions League.

Yellow Promotion Shirt II

A few years ago when they were yo-yoing up and down breaking their low points record and getting twatted 4-1 at the SoL a life-long auld mackem I know coincidently gave up following football altogether and started folllowing Durham cricket team instead. This was nothing to do with them being shit you understand, it was because it was too comercial nowadays, Sky had ruined it. So it didn't matter if we took the piss out of him for being a mackem, he didn't care about them anyway. Suddenly his interest has been re-sparked however, strange that. It's a pretty sad state of affairs that this season has been the highlight of the footballing lifetime of any mackem under 30 when they've spent a fortune and only avoided relegation on the last day of the season simply because Newcastle went down.

The official colour of our away strip is "Fresh Yellow"

Will probably look far better with jeans than the bio-hazard yellow shorts.

Oxford United 1987 http://www.premiershirts.net/miscpics/Oxford%20United%20Home%20Shirt%201987-88.jpg Taken from here, exactly where that shirt will end up http://www.premiershirts.net/hos.htm

If they're sniffing around Beye let's just hope they hold a meeting with him in Stoke so he can see the fucking state of the place.

Being on the pitch?

Speaking of which, can anyone come up with some swamp related footballer puns for the back of our strips? Examples: David Splatt Tom Puddlestone Lionel Messy Stuart Drowning Boggy Zamora Park Ji Sunk Dungcan Ferguson Wayne Squidge

I'm off playing swamp football in Scotland next week, imagine it may be similarly ridiculous

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Is Lita out of contract at the moment?

Just looks like the normal funk you get around detail from lossy compression to me.

What's the bumbaclart ratio?

I almost feel like I'd bite his hand off, such is my fear of being either trapped in limbo indefinitely or ending up with another clueless berk of Ashley proportions.

Well the joke lasted about 30 seconds before people called bullshit in this thread, another fantastic achievement for SAFC fans - for an entire generation of mackems this last month has truely been the highlight of their footballing lives.

We simply fucking CANNOT start the new season treading water under Hughton, still trying to sort shit out and assume we can just catch up later. That's exactly what go us into the Championship in the fucking first place.

I love the balls of calling your investment group "The Profitable Group" by the way.

At least we know what we're getting with Shepherd. The others are an unknown quantity and could end up being Mike Ashley: Championship Edition.

Bleeds black and white and that innit

Steven Taylor. Or Sailor if you prefer.

At the club shop in Monument, that huge picture of Owen in the purple away top has been replaced by a big pic of three players modelling the new training gear - Taylor, Harper and Beye. Considering the first two are nailed on as staying and they chose Beye as the third I'm going to take that as confidence from the club we're keeping him.

Getting fucking sick of this now.

Freddy and Shearer might not be too bad, Shepherd's most catastrophic fuck ups have been his managerial appointments. Not saying Shearer will definitely be a success but we're probably going to end up with him anyway no matter who buys us, so barring some kind of friction between them it largely makes that decision for him.

Depends who's in the squad, in the boardroom and in the managers seat. At the moment I can't say I'm particularly confident, at the end of last season we may have been playing Premier League clubs but they were scoring goals that most Championship Clubs would have had little trouble creating and putting away against us - and that's before we lose some of our squad to the wage cull.