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After this I never want to hear "Hurr, durr, women don't understand the offside rule"

Came off a Liverpool player ffs, what an absolute clownshow this final has been.

This was them as well apparently

Here's the apology https://streamable.com/75wljd

Just saw the on-air apology about this and has to take to twitter to see what they were apologising for

Nnneeeeeowwwwwwww

Hope so, I put an extremely optimistic £15 Lucky 15 on which, if all are correct, would get me £61,000. You may be able to gather from those odds that it's not very likely.

They're going to show us live goals? How do they know when a goal is about to be scored to cut to that game?

Didn't realise VAR was being used. Potential for hilarity if it ruins a mackem pitch invasion.

Maybe if Pickford hadn't sprinted all the way up to the halfway line and back to remonstrate with the ref he'd be better prepared to save that?

Looks like an exaggeration, 25m is the total success-based bonus, not just for one Premier league win

Is this bollocks? Doesn't give Villa much of an incentive to beat Man City if not

Been cursing myself for not putting Bruno on last scorer instead of first until I remembered own goals don't count

Wasn't he a snide racist twat about some east asian fellas trying to fix a TV or am I thinking about someone else?

The Sun or possibly the News of the World came out with "They call him Wor Blackie" and just like when they said of Ginola "The man the Geordies call Frog on the Tyne" it wasn't anything I'd heard any Newcastle fan say and seemed to be just some "clever" thing london journalists had made up and put in our mouths. Reminds me of another jounro "Wouldn't it be so funny if" presented as reality, with stories claiming whever Emma Watson answered a question in class other students wou;d shout out "Ten points to Gryffindor" to hysterical laughter, which unsurprisingly turned out to be entirely invented. Or the wresting where Michael Cole does this painfully contrived "The WWE Universe is calling him..." (insert nickname Vince McMahon came up with, copyrighted last week and wants the fans to call this guy.)

Tory MPs up in arms about it, the same party where their home secretary supported the "right" of fans to boo the taking of the knee.

He looks like that famer who organises Glastonbury

Man United on +1 goal difference, could easily finish the season in the negative.

Because cats eat magpies.

These lot sponsored by Fendi now?

So letting off fireworks right next to the Chelsea hotel all night worked then.