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Jeff Brown's a Boro fan AFAIK

Just wishful thinking, heard it used by a couple of clubs about their local rivals. (The AHHHHHHH! at the end is as in "You're shit-aaaaaahhhhhh!"

The Sunderland train came over the hill and it blew, The Sunderland train came over the hill and it blew, The Sunderland train came over the hill, the wheels fell off, they all got killed AHHHHHHHHH!

Fucking mackem apes - on the plus side I did get to see one of them getting eaten by a police dog before the game, nom nom nom nom. Took me two hours to get back to humanity by metro and I nearly got crushed against a wall by a horses arse.

Maybe next month we'll all see You smack your lass with a Christmas tree

Wore my top last time cos I was getting a coach in (not the free one, one put on by a pub cos it gave us more drinking time) Will be incognito this time I reckon, although the fact I'm coming off a train from Newcastle with a load of geordies might give me away.

Pub 30 seconds from my door opens at 7am for derby day Hope they don't do strippers again like, made me feel quite queasy at that hour last time.

Deep throat that, Poll.

Was down visiting some folk in manchester the other day and one of them used the word bumbaclart.

Will make Poll look like even more of a berk if Styles holds his hands up.

5 tickets were waiting for me when I got in from work

Best game he's had for ages, although admitedly that's not saying much - Played an excellent pass to Duff, had a good flick that went over the bar, but was still fist-bitingly frustrating at times, standing around off-side, daydreaming instead of chasing balls, falling over his legs when he was put through... Good to see him not looking completely hopless mind, deserved to be clapped off.

That cheered me up to see the rags having a go at Styles, was concerned it would just be a footnote in the match report that the penalty was "controversial" or "seemed rather harsh"

According to Look North he's said he'd like the job on a permanent basis but I can't find the quote in context anywhere.

That baldy lineman had a shocker an all, gave an offside against Shola when the ball was played by a Man City player and stood there staring into space after one of our lot got clattered about 2 inches in front of his eyes until Styles eventually had to give the free kick.

Looks like Bullard got him too

So instead of making an excellent, fair tackle and stopping an almost certain goal what exactly should he have done? It wasn't from behind in the sense of the banned 'tackle from behind'. It was a reach-around.

Well done Habib Beye for being better than Carr, Hughes and Griffin. Picking the bones again, then. Class counter-argument. I can't take seriously what you're saying about him tonight, so i'll just ask: what've you got against him like? The fact that he's not a particularly good crosser of the ball? That for me, is his only real weakness. I've got nothing against him apart from I don't think he's that good. If Steven Taylor made that tackle in the box then reactions would be completely different, fair enough he got a slight touch on the ball but you can't make tackles from behind anywhere on the pitch so to make one in the penalty box is daft. wasn't from behind in that sense Of course it was from behind, unless his leg bends the other way. His foot touched the ball before any of him touched the man, how can you do that from behind? Give over man, it was a cracking tackle. The ref wasn't in any position to see it, it should have been the linesman's call. EDIT: And I got a text from a City fan saying it was never a fucking penalty for fucks sake.

On the plus side, if the FA ever fine us they can hold a press confrence and claim diplomatik immunity.

Don't believe the hype, don't-don't-don't believe the hype

You might be right, it was only a few weeks ago we were walking out of Upon Park having the piss ripped out of us with "Where's yer Keegan gone", "There's only one Mike Ashley" and "3-1 to the Mafia"

Reaction on a Plymouth forum http://www.pasoti.co.uk/talk/viewtopic.php?t=23458 Seems like everyone's being made to bite their tounge by the mods, looks like it's caused some issues for the forum in the past.

Me too, when do I get my start in the first 11?

He's been given more games than pretty much everyone else in the squad put together for fucks sake! Play a kid instead, I'd rather have an unknown quantity than Shola's known quantity because it's known to be a huge quantity of utter shit!

Joe Kinnear's 'amazing 13 minute rant'? That's pretty much got a pullout section to itself, along with a feature of other famous moments of various public figures losing their rag for comparison.