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We could have really fucking done with those 3 points. We were absolutely coasting at half time and you couldn't see them coming back into it, then once again we come out after our oranges, fanny about with the formation and tactics that's been working perfectly well for 45 minutess, lose all fucking shape, and completely go to pieces. After about 10 minutes of the second half it was clear we were going to be lucky to win it, their second goal was no surprise to anyway and if any team was gonna win it in injury time it was going to be them bastards

Fuckin hell, that's him out me fantasy team then They'll probably appeal and get it reduced.

Just got an email from BlueSquare Subj: Man Utd to add to Mackem woes? A rudderless Sunderland face a daunting trip to face the Champions at Old Trafford this Saturday (KO 5.30pm, live on Setanta). Without a manager and not having beaten United away since 1968, we give the Mackems no chance! We're offering a huge 22/1 on a win for Niall Quinn's struggling club.

From the comments Someone needs to give him a mackem scarf/shirt to hold up in preperation to post in that SMB thread if he's announced.

Oh, don't go and manage Partick Thistle, Don't say it's the final whistle...

They seem quite happy with the idea of Allardyce on the SMB

Fuckin hell

A mackem I told about that said that guy was an idiot and then mused what Martin Jol is up to nowadays

Cram IN!

FFirst response of a mackem on a Nintendo board I sometimes read Aye, that'd be it

When my mate was going around the US, an American lass in his hostel asked "So, are there many black... I mean, african-americans in Newcastle"?

Did he pull up in a gold Metro with spinning rims and hydraulics?

Is this an oral relegationometer or an anal one?

I think you are fuking weird. Are you kidding me? Thats legit you ignorant cunt. What else is the paedophile refernce to? Ahem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_child_abuse_scandal Fuck me, that is embarressing. My bad. I genuinely had no idea about that, whats that got to do with Mido? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_child_abuse_scandal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mido_(footballer) Reckon you're overthinking it a bit

I think you are fuking weird. Are you kidding me? Thats legit you ignorant cunt. What else is the paedophile refernce to? Ahem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_child_abuse_scandal

I'm getting really concerned that he may not sign the new contract. Dunno, there's some proper planks they could end up with if he walks.

Was there kiddy fiddling going on in the stands as well like?

From a peak on a Man U board, the posters with red blinkers on reckon there was a whistle from the crowd and he thought it was a free kick.

14 Gary Cahill points for my fantasy team

Ahhh, fuck. Not because I don't think Kinnear will do a adequate job, but because of what this means in terms of our extended stay in limbo and resulting impotence in the January window.

I'm in an I Know The Score prediction league and one of my mates set up a "lawro" account and puts his predictions in every week (banker always on Liverpool if he thinks they'll win, safety on Liverpool if not) He's actually 3rd in out league of 12 at the moment (though some people seem to have lost interest and stopped doing it). I'm comfortably above him though with 690 points to his 440. His predictions this week have landed him -70 points so far

Naughty-naughty, no footy clips

He was quite emphatic about it being bollocks in his post-match interview after Blackburn. But then look what happened with Keegan "We haven't sacked him, he hasn't resigned" "So he's still manager then?" "..."

Fuckin hell, his dad's God? No wonder he's so awesome.

Depends if he can find the guy who did Woodgate's medical for Real.